Alan Spencer
@mralanspencer.bsky.social
Creator of the TV series "Sledge Hammer!" and "Bullet in the Face".
The GOP is planning for Mitch McConnell’s triumphant re urn to the senate. 🥁
A con artist often swindles gullible dolts, yet this con man frequently seems dumber than his victims.
I thought the new building was a data center, but as I walked by I could hear screams and drilling sounds.
Rachel Scott of ABC tried to question Trump about offering voters $5000 bribes and he snapped at her.
Pete Hegseth warns how America’s enemies “did not factor in this president.” 😴
During the recitation of the 9/11 victims’ names, the president honored their memories through, as Shakespeare wrote, “sleep that sometimes shuts up sorrow’s eye.”
We all knew someone, or knew someone who knew someone.
I asked AI about recent headlines and got a reassuring response.
I feel guilty for eating shrimp after researchers reveal they feel pain and experience distress. Now waiting to hear the excruciating agony popcorn kernels go through while transitioning.
"A hair divides what is false and true." ~ Omar Khayyam 🤡
Donald Trump claims he tried to use his breath to put out fires on 9/11, but his father’s voice gently reminded him: “It is forbidden to interfere with human history.”
Fox News reported Americans currently in Canada are being placed in very pleasant internment camps.
The late Mitch McConnell wishes everyone a Happy Labor Day.
The White House revealed more makeovers due next year.
“In the Midwest, tariffs and trade wars are forcing some American churches to substitute communion wafers with cheese crackers.”
Trump posting AI images of himself in military garb is being called a “slap in the face to anyone who has ever worn the uniform” making this seem more befitting.
An unruly passenger on an American Airlines flight was restrained using duct tape with zip ties binding his hands, giving us this charming photo. ✈️
"Canada is a greater threat to the U.S. than Russia and China." ~ Donald J. Trump 🍁
Stephen Miller is often demonized, but photos like this show how he’s just a regular dad with nice kids. 😈
The Iranian VP seems to contradict Trump’s assertion “Iran is begging to make a deal.” 🤥
“The Twilight Zone” and “The Outer Limits” were never meant to be viewed in color. 📺
“The Twilight Zone” and “The Outer Limits” were never meant to be viewed in color.