Mr. Chaos

@mrchaos.bsky.social

Author of "A Legend In His Own Time" with Russ Burlingame, as well as fanfic author of "Chaos Effect", "Chaos Theory Z", "A Song of Metal and Marvels", "Cracks In Canon", "Edwin In Hell", and "The Force Is Not A Quirk"

Man, those that claim to be preachers on Twitter REALLY don't like it when you point out that the Bible flat out states a preacher can not preach from a place of hate. Throwing them at them after they insult someone makes them lose their minds.

hear me out... #Transformers Timelines set where the Autobots and Decepticons ended up in the age of the dinosaurs. Optimus is an Ankylosaurus Bee is a protoceratops or a Archaeopteryx Megatron is a Carnotaurs Starscream is a quetzalcoatlus

I just had a 20 minute conversation with Mitch McConnell. We talked a lot. He said that Kiss Players was the best version of Transformers and he's watched every episode 15 times His greatest regret is he has not published his kiss players fanfiction yet.

For those who haven't ordered it yet, please go get the Transformers BotBots Surprise Calendar off Amazon. Takes a lot of classic Botbots and gives them G1 personas. Such a fun set.

"Yoda, like Luke in The Last Jedi, exiled himself after his failure!" I must have missed the scene where Yoda told Luke to fuck off and to abandon all hope of becoming a Jedi because he was too busy drinking weird alien titty milk. I swear, TLJ fans are the Snyder Bros of Star Wars

Memory unlocked: Lil Mr. Chaos being taken with his class to the overflow room in elementary school along with all the other kids to watch the fucking OJ Simpson verdict.

The fact that the World Cup has three Mascots right there and Lego thought it was beard to fill shelves with ugly sets of football players (the players aren't ugly, the sets are) shows you how they just don't get what sells at times.

Football fans: for someone getting into the World Cup is there anything in particular that I should be looking to purchase in terms of apparel or merchandise? I know some friends have told me that if you're going to get into football you need a good team scarf. But what else?

Watching MAGA get to the point that they don't want to admit they are MAGA ("I disagree with Trump sometimes!" one told me on Twitter when accused of being MAGA) is just delightful. They are beginning to realize that MAGA is toxic. Too bad they are already poisoned.

So while I desperately wait for the Transformers x NFL Collab to finally reveal the Detroit Lions figure anyone have any suggestions on what the name should be?

Thr people that go on here screeching that all Star Wars must be Andor were those college kids who believed because they took one psych course they could diagnose depression

The Mandalorian and Grogu is very much a 1950s style gangster film. Din is the hard boiled officer. He's dealing with City Hall, corrupt families, and someone who just wants out.

This might be one of the absolute dumbest takes of seen. "Listen, this film could make a ton of money if we get (draws name out of hat) Nolan to do it in a way that is NOTHING like Star Wars!"

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Pretty telling that everyone who has NOT seen the new Star Wars film, The Mandalorian and Grogu, focus on the box office being lower than the Skywalker Saga... but everyone who HAS seen it are saying they had fun. Almost like the negative discourse is from attention seeking douche bags.

There is a film critic on Twitter, Daniel Howat, who is so fragile that he is responding to every tweet calling him out for messing up a fact about The Mandalorian and Grogu. He can't even admit he was wrong. Just be a passive aggressive bitch boy.

Star Wars Black Series fans: What figure did you first pass on but now you love? For me is Zaalbar. I kept seeing him and just thought he looked like an ugly Chewie. But I finally got him because of all the Old Republic stuff coming and DAMN does he command your attention!

I love that on Twitter right now the toxic kids are screeching about the Hutt Twins speaking Basic and blaming Disney... ...and then get told how in Legends Jabba spoke Basic.

I will never understand the people that feel the need to loudly declare "I am done with (insert this media)!" Do you really think people that enjoy Star Wars or Lord of the Rings or Game of Thrones will go "Wow, I wasn't brave enough to break away until RandomAss57 said THEY were breaking away!"?