Mr Christian

@mrchristian.bsky.social

Art is my Milk of Magnesia Society is my Ipecac.

Mitch McConnell hasn’t been seen or heard from in 25 days in the hospital. Yet he still has a job, still getting paid, and getting unlimited world class healthcare. The man who voted against a living wage, against universal healthcare, and against guaranteed paid leave, is now getting all three.

1. Number of stories about Trump buying and selling hundreds of millions of dollars in stocks in the first three months of 2026: CBS: 0 CNN: 0 Fox News: 0 NPR: 0 PBS: 0 Politico: 0 Semafor: 0 Business Insider: 0

Assassination attempts where he’s never in any real danger keep happening to Trump. Well, there was that one time he strained his taint after crouching down so his secret service agents could dab some fake blood on his ear, but other than that…

Trump ignored Obama's pandemic playbook that anticipated a pandemic emanating from China Trump fired the pandemic forward team. Trump fired the pandemic response team. Trump sold America's pandemic supplies to China. Trump failed to coordinate globally. Trump ignored and attacked the WHO.

Face it, MAGA, if your president's name weren't all over the Epstein files, they would have been released unredacted, printed, and bound in $500 special editions signed by Trump, recorded as an audio book by Mel Gibson and James Woods, and tattooed on Laura Loomer's ass.

Trump now has three options: 1) Retreat from Iran and lose the middle east forever, Israel destroyed 2) Put boots on the ground and lose thousands and thousands of U.S. troops 3) Bomb Iran with nukes and risk global destruction Nice going you stupid MAGAts

RASKIN: Is it lawful for federal agents to shoot and kill a person for engaging in peaceful protest? NOEM: No RASKIN: Is it lawful for agents to shoot someone just for driving away from them? NOEM: No RASKIN: Well, I'm glad you got the law right