Dave Turner
@mrdaveturner.bsky.social
Dad. Husband. Cat wrangler. Writer. Idiot. www.daveturner.co.uk
The mayor’s billionaire grandson introduces a load of great white sharks to the sea around Amity Island to show they’re fine and what a bunch of snowflakes the islanders were.
weinberg@weinbergs.bsky.social · 7mo agolet's pretend: Universal announces a screenwriting contest for Jaws 5. What's your pitch?
New heart medication is kicking the absolute shit out of me. The cure? Went for a drive and played “Yes” by McAlmont & Butler as loud as my car stereo would allow.
Bernard Butler & McAlmont - Yes Video
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Proper Will Fight You On The Playing Fields After School Era Bananarama #totp
Christ. I've not had enough booze yet to deal with Mike Read in those shorts #totp
“Right girls, we’ve got a seminal pop classic coming up. Do you want to get out the car?” “Nah, we’re good.” #totp
Legs & Co dealing with Roadrunner. Incredible. Absolute banger. #totp
She taught her four sons To handle their guns Is one of the greatest rhyming couplets in pop history #totp
Phone call from son asking to be picked up from cinema. “Yes. When Eels has finished.” #totp
I stabbed my finger with a fountain pen a few days ago. I now have an ink spot there that won’t wash off. Have I accidentally tattooed myself?
There’s an episode of Dawson’s Creek where Pacey gets detention after being caught wanking in the changing rooms. It is never mentioned again. At my school he would be known as Changing Room Wanker until the heat death of the universe.
Watching an episode of Friends and explaining to my daughter how Phoebe is history’s greatest monster.
Visitor: “I love your vintage 1950s distressed dining room chairs. They must’ve cost you a fortune.” Me: “Thanks, but they’re only a couple of years old. We just have cats.”
Ready Or Not 2 continues to prove that people bloodily exploding is weirdly funny.
Damn this constant warmth. I’m a Gen X-er. I just want to wear a plaid shirt again.
Prog Rock at the BBC next. An hour long show. 3 songs. #totp
“We need to make this video more ambitious than ‘Addicted to Love’” “Get some women in white dresses too?” “Brilliant” #totp
Robert Palmer in “If it ain’t broke don’t fix it” video production meeting. #totp
Unfortunately, this has introduced my daughter to this song and she now plays it purely to try and induce a meltdown in me #totp
The Odyssey. Well, you get a lot of film-making for yer money.
Not now, spinning supermassive 'Death Star' black hole shooting powerful beams across the Universe.
PSA: Now they’ve fucked up Feasts (my favourite ice cream), my wife tried to cheer me up by getting me Aldi’s copy called Fiesta. Not identical, but it’ll do.
"Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?"
Chris Vannini@chrisvannini.com · 2w agoWhat's a Futurama line that lives forever in your head? Mine is, "Oh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm My Own Grandpa."
Aw Kev. He was up there with Steven Spielberg and Han Solo as blokes Baby Dave bloody loved.
Is this match an international conspiracy to bore Trump to death?
Rooney’s grown on me over this World Cup.
Scott Bryan@scottygb.bsky.social · 2w agoWayne Rooney speaks for everyone.