CHARLOTTE!!! Carolina is on my mind and whatnot, this weekend at ComedyZone. Tickets at cltcomedyzone.com/events/125413
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Droppin' mics then bringin' them to be fixed 'cause I'm nice and whatnot. Look for "Clean Slate" on Prime Video February 6th.
CHARLOTTE. Fixin' to hit the Comedy Zone the weekend of August 7th and 8th. If I straight up bring it, and y'all straight up bring it, we'll have full-on brought that shit. 4 showtimes to choose from. Tickets at cltcomedyzone.com/events/125413
CHARLOTTE. Fixin' to hit the Comedy Zone the weekend of August 7th and 8th. If I straight up bring it, and y'all straight up bring it, we'll have full-on brought that shit. 4 showtimes to choose from. Tickets at cltcomedyzone.com/events/125413
CHARLOTTE. Fixin' to hit Comedy Zone the weekend of August 7th and 8th. If I straight up bring it, and y'all straight up bring it, we'll have full-on brought that shit. 4 showtimes to choose from. Tix at cltcomedyzone.com/events/125413
CHARLOTTE, NC! Let's spread laughter and love on August 7th and 8th at Comedy Zone and whatnot. www.cltcomedyzone.com/events/125413
Brown recluse is a bullshit name. Why you gotta judge a spider for not liking crowds? YOU DON'T KNOW THAT SPIDER'S LIFE!
The South African trust-fund billionaire wockaflocka brought in to gut our country's infrastructure, whose cuts to aid have already killed a half-million children, is now offering $100-million to make an all-white remake of a movie. This is all totally normal and whatnot.
Now that it has been released I am allowed to share my audition for The Odyssey. My manager says they thought I was too broad and whatnot.
Real talk. They don't care if he tears this place down to the studs, as long as he hunts brown people, demonizes queer people, and erases Black people.
Cyclospora was my favorite character in The Odyssey and whatnot.
What on Earth makes you think any the wockaflockas around him will suddenly grow backbones and whatnot? If they're still in at this point their asses are ALLLLL the way in. Shit's about to get Waffle House at 2am messy. It was cute to think it couldn't happen here and whatnot.
Can't believe all this shit still happened, even when that lady in Maine was expressing mild concern and whatnot. Her mild concern shoulda stopped all this shit in its tracks.
Daaayummm. I guess the Blue Angels were first in line for those testosterone injections and whatnot.
Tonight's Presidential address is so D.O.A. its sister's being named to the Senate.
If y'all personally knew someone who refused to admit any loss, cheated at every poker night and drove his car around your pool you would cut his ass outta your life and whatnot.
Y'all, we just need the data centers to run on explosive diarrhea. Do I have to think of every damn thaaaang???!!!
All the stuff we were told was gonna end humanity, turns out it's just explosive diarrhea and whatnot.
SAINT LOUIS!!!! This coming weekend we got laughter for ya, and it's hands down the best medicine and whatnot. Tix at ---> Www.st-louis.heliumcomedy.com/events/136628
I'll straight up listen to elevator music in a house and house music in an elevator. I really don't give a shit anymore.
SAINT LOUIS!!!! This coming weekend we got laughter for ya, and it's hands down the best medicine and whatnot. Tix at ---> Www.st-louis.heliumcomedy.com/events/136628
Can't a man design his own hovercraft without wockaflockas thinkin' he's an alien and whatnot?
But sure, y'all enjoy those UFO videos and whatnot.
Let he who hasn't held a cage match on his lawn and that shit ruined the grass so he had to quickly build a helipad there cast the first stone and whatnot.
👏 WHY 👏 ARE 👏 ALL 👏 THESE 👏 WOCKAFLOCKAS 👏 MASKED?! 👏 DON'T 👏 LET 👏 THEM 👏 NORMALIZE 👏 THAT 👏 SHIT! 👏 NOTHIN' 👏 GOOD 👏 HAPPENS 👏 IN 👏 MASKS 👏 EXCEPT 👏 HALLO 👏 FUCKIN' 👏 WEEN 👏 AND 👏 WHATNOT!!! 👏
SAINT LOUIS!!!! One weekend only and whatnot! July 17th-19th. Let's blow the roof offa Helium. Tix ----> www.st-louis.heliumcomedy.com/calendar
It's crazy how much these wockaflockas were willing to give away as long as the Walkin' Circus Peanut delivered on hatred of Black, brown and LGBTQ+ folks.
250, y'all. Thinkin' about the melting pot today. Folks who came here outta hope or by force. Folks who were already here, minding their own damn business. All of us in this sometimes rocky boat, trying to make it work. I love y'all. Let's keep meltin' and whatnot.