[Ed Sheeran's head PR guy getting back from a two week vacation off the grid] time to take a comically big swig of piping hot coffee and then fire up the ol' laptop to see how the tour is going
every streaming service should have a setting you can opt into where you automatically watch the credits. just let me chill out when the movie ends without having to frantically lunge for the remote you stupid assholes.
when a cop pulls me over and gives me another DUI
@scottaukerman.bsky.social @pftompkins.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social desperately need to know if this is the official jacket of Wet Day or yet another corporation cynically attempting to cash in on the holiest and wettest of holidays
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Keegan Matheson@keeganmatheson.bsky.social · 7mo agoNews: #BlueJays have signed LHP Joe Mantiply to a Minor League deal. He'll join them in big-league camp.
new Sturgill record dropped early...
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Surprise — Katie and Allison Crutchfield's new band with MJ Lenderman and Brad Cook is called Snocaps, and their debut album is out now:
Katie & Allison Crutchfield, MJ Lenderman, & Brad Cook Are Snocaps — Hear Their Surprise Debut Album
We knew something was afoot, we just didn’t know we’d be getting so much of it so quickly.
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we all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you
shauna@goldengateblond.bsky.social · 2y agowe all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you
