Caleb Hazard
@mrhazard.bsky.social
Elder Millennial. Renaissance faire, Magic the Gathering, video game (especially Nintendo and Playdate), baseball (Nationals), and DnD enthusiast (nerd?) with a passion for making the world a better place. Blue sky is my only social media.
I've been working out for about a month now. It has started to become something I look forward to. At first, the hardest part was getting myself into the gym. Honestly, #PlanetFitness and influencers who made it feel like it was okay to be new to health made it possible to form the habit.
OMG is it crazy that I want to know how to get in a #Tubi movie!? I don't even care if the budget is $7 🤣😂
I want so few things in life and #Google could make most of them come true. 1.) a Pixel Flip model.... I keep waiting. My life needs this. 2.) a new Pixel tablet model. See? I'm very easy to please.
Hot take: Giving #residentevilrequim a third person mode did not hurt anyone. You may feel that the first person mode is the superior way to play, but for those with motion sickness this is an invitation back to the series we love just as much as you.
This year, I am marking this day by wearing my #Pokemon gear and handing out stickers and fruit snacks to my students who remember to do the same or wish me a happy #Pokemonday. It brings me joy to see this generation still gets to find the same wonder and joy in Poke’mon that we once did.
(cont.) #Pokemon helped us find each other and learn to schedule, coordinate, resolve conflict and build relationships. It was always more than a game.
Happy #pokemonday For 30 years #gamefreak has been creating magnificent words to delight us and bring us together. When I was a teenager my friends and I would bring our #Gameboys to school and fight and trade on our lunches. It was so much more than a video game, it was our happy place.
As an elder Millennial I remember things that kids today may never know: • Messages waiting for you on an answering machine (you were allowed to be unavailable). • "Multiplayer" meaning a game you invited someone to sit next to you for. • 99¢ Whopper specials at BK. • Politics not being a cult.
I miss #streetpass it is the one feature I really wish @nintendousa.bsky.social would bring back
"Wile E. Coyote doesn't fall until he looks down" -Brennan Lee Mulligan Words to remember. @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social
"It's okay to be a good person who has had a hard life or made bad decisions" -Robbie Daymond Brilliant.
How are there not more people completely enchanted by the game #Rootbear?
You know how some teachers spend their lunch break #supportindiegames #indiegamer #teacherlife #playdate @play.date
Excited to try this one out! #mousegun on my @play.date #supportindiegames #indiegamer #littleyellowconsolewithacrank
Darn, as a #teacher today was the first time one of my students stole from me. My heart is absolutely broken. I don't make a lot of money to replace it and my beloved #playdate lives with one of my students now. #lessonlearned
@wilwheaton.net Just looks like the kind of person who genuinely gives the best hugs.
Watching people try to figure out how to board a plane makes you wonder when all the smart people died.....
Certain things always perplex me. Like, how come some people die if you open a bag of peanuts? Why do little dogs scare big dogs? Why isn't @griefcat.bsky.social on everybody's Spotify Wrapped? These are the pressing questions of our times, people!!!!!
I'm very late to this party, but..... As it turns out, the cake was a lie, then, NOT a lie! #portal #steam #companioncube
Not to brag, but I made that.... And now it's off to potentially save a life. #blooddonation #giveblood
@thelilyallen.bsky.social the new album is so real. Literally making me look at wounds I never bothered to care for all those years ago. She is such a phenomenal/honest song writer
Just finished #Taria&Como on my #playdate. It is such a touching story with loveable characters and so much to say about the healthcare system (and how it infantilizes patients). Bravo @kiphendersonart.bsky.social thank you for sharing your brilliant world with the rest of us!!! @play.date
The world may be cruel and unforgiving, but you can still make a difference. Blood banks and food banks are scrambling to keep up with demand. It is still possible to give someone else hope.
I have been playing Star Wars Outlaws lately and honestly, I feel like it is a great game and deserves more love than it got! The characters, story and environment are absolutely brilliant! Thanks @ubisoft.com! #starwars #starwarsoutlaws #videogames
