"Yeah, well, because he stole Ulysses' palace, sir, and uh, killed his dog."
"You think the whole world revolves around you, but it doesn't. It revolves around the moon, and that's why we have winter!" - Floyd Pepper of The Electric Mayhem
Christmas Carol II. Tiny Tim has lived his life as Scrooge's spoiled heir, and he digs in his boots when the ghosts come for him.
"Kings" and "Canes" are indistinguishable in commentary. #hockey
There should have been a crossover between The Last of Us and Star Trek Discovery.
HBO should change it's name to a still frame from the Goofy Movie.
Is Andor's title meant to be a pun? It's oppression, of course, but there's also specifically a theme of people having to make choices. Do I do this and/or do that?
I popped an inordinate amount of bubble wrap this morning.
If you feel the itch to make more Bond films, do Shang-Chi.
Humans created corn dogs by domesticating corn wolves over thousands of years.
A man places a star at the top of his Christmas tree. Earth is incinerated, the solar system thrown into chaos.
Pick a movie, keep one actor. The rest are muppets. Se7en. Keep Morgan Freeman. Kermit is Detective Mills. Piggy is Tracy. Statler and Waldorf are John Doe and John Ray. Sam The Eagle is the police captain.
The sun is small and easy to lose. Can I interest you in some ominous clouds?
All AI art is the property of Robert Picardo. This was figured out twenty-five years ago.
My dog makes a face like a 1940s gangster when I rub his belly.