Looks like it should be featured on Cake Wrecks
Elle@elleisanisland.bsky.social · 17h agoPope Leo XIV has been gifted a massive green orb and honestly not now massive green orb
MrJohnBusiness
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Just a Black man addicted to bothering folks with happy foolishness I didn't follow you back because I'm lazy you know I love you fam Certified Star Hustler (RIP Jack Horkheimer)
Elle@elleisanisland.bsky.social · 17h agoPlease never remember us
Just The Way I Like It Chief Walker
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Uh Ray@saintarray.blacksky.app · 2d agoI think this is also just another case of Gen X being forgotten lmao. Not that I think ya’ll should be forced retired or anything lmao. But them babies don’t even know Gen X exists. 😂
"I see you" = "If you keep this up we're gonna have a meeting in my bedroom"
Blac Youngsta Smile
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"I told all of you I was alive. Now if you'll excuse me..."
Puppet Peeks from Door
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“My background,” Marx explained, “my father was a drug dealer and a pimp.” “I tell people I’m a reverse coconut,” the Republican candidate continued. “Brown on the inside, white on the outside. I’m very comfortable around people of color.”
Really Wow
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I didn't think I could hate something more than AI but Polymarket and Kalshi are REALLY going for the crown
Wolf Of Wall Street: Was All This Legal?
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This show man... WHEW. Every actor is swinging for the fences on this one. Got one more season to go, wish me luck.
I know Battle Ready Armor when I see it. Call Numbah Five!
SinnamonS@sinnamonscouture.bsky.social · 2w agoPOW 💥
Depends on what is considered "winning". Some dudes only line of success is a wake of broken hearts and backs. Just becomes a worthless endeavor filled with lazier lies and a blind spot big enough for a whole lying life to fill.
T. Krown@mumbles-j.bsky.social · 2w agoThe womenfolk sit on here all day and tell you exactly what they like and dislike. About everything. How do you lose?
Wanna save your sanity today? Put a filter on "meat tooth" before it's too late
This gotta be the craziest local ad ever made youtu.be/Wh2vInUYVUA?...
Master Your Garage Door
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Lawd Arby's is bringing back those bowls of yak meat nuggets
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?
Rafiki Presents Simba in The Lion King
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@shanny8.bsky.social · 2w agoWithout saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?
Not only wouldn't Dolly entertain racists that came for Whitney's remake, she used the profits to help a Black community in Whitney's honor. One of the realest, period. www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
Here’s How Much Dolly Parton Made From Whitney Houston’s Rendition Of ‘I Will Always Love You’ And Invested Back Into The Community
It would be hard to consider the legacy of the late Dolly Parton without “I Will Always Love You.
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Post a character from an animated show that reminds you of you
Bandit Heeler: I'm like a mongoose
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BIG MAMA@d0wj0nes.blacksky.app · 3w agoPost a character from an animated show that reminds you of you
My dog is such a sugar monster. I pet her with one hand and she just stares at my other hand like "why you playin??"
Downgrade a movie: Conan the Librarian
Dee Phunk@deephunk.bsky.social · 3w agoDowngrade a movie: Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Deaf
Downgrade a movie: One Battle And That's It
P WHO REMAINS@closenoug.bsky.social · 3w agoDowngrade a movie: The Just Alright Mr. Fox
Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: A father just makes up whatever he feels like when he's talking to his son. Maybe.
Dan Hon@danhon.com · 3w agoMake your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: A chief technology officer is worried about keeping his spreadsheets private.
Downgrade a movie: Star Trek V: The Next To The Last Frontier
MabusTheDark - Space Bean 🏳️⚧🪴@mabusthedark.bsky.social · 3w agoDowngrade a movie: The Princess Bridesmaid
Ah, it looks like the forecast is cloudy with a chance of screw your lunar eclipse 🫠
Arthur Fist
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