"Eat at the Krusty Krab! Now! I WANT YER MONEY!"
Eugene H. Krabs / Mr. Krabs
@mrkrabsparody.bsky.social
Proud owner of the Krusty Krab! (HE/HIM) PARODY / RP ACCOUNT - Mr. Krabs and the show 'Spongebob Squarepants' are owned by Nickelodeon / Viacom, but the account is not affiliated with either company. // means OOC Ran by boxboi.bsky.social
Eat Krabby patties! Arg arg arg arg arg!
Aye, while I like the free promotion, what is this? Is this some sort of imitation Krabs?
The Krusty Krab@krusty-krab.bsky.social · 2y ago@bucketofchum.bsky.social go back to twitter, on god Anyway try our 250 krabby pattys all spread across local restaurants! They all taste different! I’m gonna be honest with you the wendys one fucking sucked I mean that bitch was just a Dave’s Single BUT THEYRES A LOT MORE JUST BUY THEM PLEAS
@chumbucketowner.bsky.social Ye can't even go to WENDY'S for the Krabby Patty formuler, Plankton! ARG ARG ARG ARG ARG ARG ARG!
Wait.. you woke up.. IN THE AFTERNOON?! THAT'S WHERE YOU'VE BEEN THIS WHOLE TIME! GET TO WOOOOORRRRKK!!!!! OR YOU'RE.... fired.
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SpongeBob@spongelikesfun.bsky.social · 2y agoAfternoon? Oh no, I over slept!! Mr. Krabs is gonna kill me!!! Or worse… fiiiire me!
//HAIIII!! I will like to announce the server that we made!! Parody paradise!!! Make sure to repost and like this for more people to see the invite! discord.gg/CaAb3ursCc
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Wh- 200 FOLLOWERS?! ALREADY?! I- uh- didn't know I was so close to that. Thanks. Ah ha, ah ha, ah ha. // omg yall the best i didnt know i was this close to 200 followers in the span of barely over a week!!
They're dead. They're already dead and don't know it.
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Aye.. why eat such a diabolical evil meal.. when you could be eating at The KRUSTY KRAB™️!
Aye, I heard today was 'Take yer nephew to work' day! Arg arg arg arg arg arg!
Aye, alot of things. The Krusty Krab, me daughter, my experience in THE WAR, The Krusty Krab, me homelife, The Krusty Krab, Plankton sucking at everything, The Krusty Krab, and don't forget, The Krusty Krab!
Yuri@dokistabbywaifu.bsky.social · 2y agobsky.app/profile/mrkr... “Oh? Whatever do you discuss about on there, Mister Krabs?”
HEY! The Eugene Krabs Experience is a PEAK podcast, you tasteless seaworm fodder!
Aye, don't mind the last post I deleted. Me claws don't work well with a phone.
go.bsky.app/NB1hMHy // I made a Bluesky Parodybob Starterpack with most if not all Spongebob Parody accounts. Enjoy! (P.S: If you want to be added or removed from here simply comment down below asking one thing or the other.) ...Don't ask why I'm making this at 1 in the morning.
