5 chinese spies? 🙂‍↔️ Chinese 5 spice? 🙂‍↕️

what if I get tested for adhd and they just tell me I’m lazy and ugly and I also smell bad?

someone remind me to put my ear drops in tn 😣

need a man’s butt sliding down on this rn 😮‍💨

it’s dong

If the ab workout doesn’t give my diarrhea, then it was a failure.

wake and bake 😎 #scs

what are we gonna do with this?

yummy cum juice 🤤

wanna go for a ride? 😏 #fcf

ocarina of time piccolo of space fife of gravity recorder of matter

big floppy dong

lmao this guy is so stupid

it’s #humpday in america 🔵🌊

dems got the trifecta in PA lfgggggggg

allowing myself 24 hours of libbing out

WOKE IS BACK ON THE MENU 😎

for example:

unc cock

I just hope all the voters have fun!

some of you guys are really hot and then I see you talk about posting on twitter still and it makes me SICK

pronouns in email signature should be required and not even in a woke lib way but just for all the Jamies and Caseys and Sandys (etc.) of the world

I should plan a trip 🤔

found @pinkponysub.bsky.social’s car

No nut November❓

entering my dad era for sure because I just put on Michael Clayton and damn this shit rocks

just nutted in a stranger’s butt 😇

I had a bad dream 😔 rub my dick so I can fall back asleep 🥺

having something that I like to call a “midnight milkshake” and it’s when it’s midnight and you decide to have a milkshake 🙂‍↕️

I got oil on the bottom of my oven and now I just have a smoke machine 😔