It's more of a bouncy palace.
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I am, above all, dedicated to the great expenditure of time and effort in pursuit of laziness.
There's a warning in here for the various Unionist/Loyalist figures coding up to Restore and Reform. It's still going to be extremely funny to watch them find out in real time that they're just Paddy, Biddy and Mick.
The Bear@bearlypolitics.co.uk · 3d agoExclusive: “I never thought the leopards would eat my face,” says woman leaving Party of Leopards Eating People’s Faces.
Who knew Silent Hill was in Nottingham?
My concerns are so legitimate that if we were to enumerate or interrogate them in any way whatsoever reality itself would collapse into the infinite.
The world has been cowped since we found out all those wankers were calling themselves "The Intellectual Dark Web" and didn't report it with the same gravitas deserved of a 13 year old's first attempts to name their metal band.
Gareth Watkins@garethwatkins.bsky.social · 5d agoWe really need a scary name for the global far right network, or to discover the try-hard edgelord name that they're using for themselves.
Even as a man who has on no less than four separate occasions showed up to a band practice with a really cool riff that I wrote that was, in fact, Thin Lizzy's "Chinatown", this seems incredibly blatant and open and shut
Stereogum@stereogum.com · 7d agoA fourth Stella Lefty ripoff accusation has hit the internet
There's a few people I think could definitely beat a chimpanzee and should have it recommended to them. The Tate brothers. Connor McGregor. Pete Hegseth. Stephen "Tommy Robinson" Yaxley-Lennon. Preferably on free-to-air television
John Scalzi@scalzi.com · 6d agoDon't fight a chimpanzee. The chimpanzee will fucking kill you.
Of all the things I know in my very bones, every male Reform member having a cousin who decided around age 15 they didn't like visiting any more is the one thing I know most.
Laura Webster@lauraewebster.bsky.social · 6d agoWe have made a full documentary about what really happened at Reform conference. If you only watch a bit of it please make it these 39 seconds. You won't regret it.
I'm gonna write a screenplay about how the world's greatest methods actor paid my mortgage for no particular reason. I wanna see those fuckers commit to the bit
It's easy to mock the Space Force uniforms and aesthetics bit let me tell you, why the first couple of platoons get plastered over several thousand acres by their SpaceX transports doing SpaceX transport things, it's just going to get easier
Right. Sunday off work, it would practically be rude not to get a roast dinner on the go here
Wow. I guess we can all just go New Hell
🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸@dean-tane.bsky.social · last wk.Britain’s original plan for New Zealand had the islands split into three provinces, with nonsensical borders typical of any British colonial project. The provinces were named after Irish ones (the guy who came up with them was an Anglo-Irish colonial officer). These didn’t last for long.
I would sooner have my carcass rolled into the sewers and forgotten than nothing like this, with all the sincerity of "Your call is important to us"
Erin Fogg says Free Link@criminalerin.bsky.social · last wk.What farm has a who corn maze now lmao
New auto-generated playlist for your stoner rock buddies just dropped. Probably not as good as @robdelaney.bsky.social though
Anu@nofirstorder.bsky.social · 2w agoThe notorious “drug bangers,” cousins of the feared ‘weed thugs’ and ‘pill gangsters.’
High On Fire's "Snakes For The Divine" is what happens when you feed your Thunderstruck after midnight.
Bugs, Yaoist@bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 4mo agothunderstruck sounds like a song the gremlins from gremlins would make if you locked them in a Guitar Center
People forget that the Harry Potter fandom was solely responsible for elevating Doctor Who heads to the second least fuckable type of nerd.
I think the US government is about 18 months from questioning if the kids in the latest mass shooting died from gunshots, or with gunshots.
EXCLUSIVE: Kennedy asked to remove Pennsylvania measles death from CDC tally, sources say
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Here's the thing: All these people know this has almost no chance of success. Nothing whatsoever has changed in Garvaghy to make the march any more accepted or feasible. They* aren't this stupid. This is the purest, clearest possible example of shit-stirring for clout imaginable.
Belfast Telegraph@belfasttelegraph.co.uk · 2w agoLIVE | Unionist politicians have welcomed a fresh application by members of the Portadown lodges to march along a contested section of the Garvaghy Road. Follow our live coverage here.
Being charitable, if you worked at the Telegraph, your world would consist of people who don't have any special needs, they're just cunts, and so you might well come to expect this is how the world works.
David K Smith@professor-dave.bsky.social · 2w agoAfter 7 weeks of summer holiday (still not finished), the Telegraph (combined with all the comments under the article about 'shit parenting') is pushing me to the edge today.
"Oh Heavens, won't somebody think of the racists!" If you feel ostracised by anti-racist sentiment, good. Also, fuck you. I hope your next shit is a hedgehog
The Verge@theverge.com · 2w agoIn an internal Slack message obtained by The Verge, 1Password’s Karimov downplayed the overtly racist comments from DHH, telling staff the following: www.theverge.com/tech/988536/...
Who could have foreseen that the machine marketed as a way to buy competence would be used by the incompetent to buy competence?
Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)@iwriteok.bsky.social · 2w agothese people should be ashamed of themselves for several reasons share.google/IB2NzxpKmZaF...
The entire fifteen seconds of vexed relief that for all its horrors the Pelicot case was some unique evil would appear to be up.
ScouseLakes@scouselakes.bsky.social · 2w agoThat awful Stockport case of husband drugging and raping his wife and inviting others to do so, is in court today. Strangely I only know this latest news because of this CNN report that appeared on FB. edition.cnn.com/2026/09/01/u...
Guitar Players Them Livtra Nanocore yokes that are like, 40 quid on AliExpress are fecking great. Neural Amp Modeller in yer pocket, sounds real nice, weighs as much as a picture of itself and works pretty much perfectly all the time. Get one.
FUCK! I left my phone in the car to nip to the Post Office, so I couldn't get photos, but there was a recruitment poster for what I can only describe as a psychic cult hanging on the local Notice Board and I have so, so many questions.
I don't think I've ever bounced off a piece of media that should have been my thing harder and faster than I did from Ti West's "X", so I probably wouldn't be the target audience for What If Scrooge Was Misunderstood, Actually.
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