I think I haven't seen another furry IRL in about 17 years.
Basti
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Some 40+ German rat thing, adults only
Sure, I'll change your diaper. But I ran out of wipes. Don't worry though, I have a belt sander.
My fox mask has this black mesh stuff and fake eyes. Couldn't find anything like that in the arts and crafts store. So I just taped some fly screen fabric in the eyes of my rat mask. Now it looks a tiny bit less stupid.
I don't actually use diapers. I'm not made of money. I use a plastic bucket and some duct tape.
If your ad screams at me, I'll declare a blood feud on your entire bloodline, you obnoxious twat.
It's September. Time of the brown and orange fall critters like squirrels, owls, foxes and pumpkins.
When your toon gimmick is that your snout is so big it's always mostly off screen.
The people who had one single fursona for decades and never ever change. That must be awesome. I constantly glitch between three now.
They should play this song on the radio before every election in mein country. www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FoP...
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What do you mean "Where do Dragonborn come from"? Sometimes the bard succeeds with the "seduce the dragon" roll.
I enter the store. Announcement over the speaker "The audio ads in this store contain AI voices" I leave the store. Deine Mudda klaut bei Kik.
I was tempted to write something political. I blame you for that! Where's my mallet? I'll squish you flat and round!
If I have to download an app to shop in your real life store, I will not shop at your store.
When the opinion piece youtuber ends with "and if you dislike this video give it a dislike", I'll probably listen to another one.
The amazing digital circus, but with my people. "You mean I can be immortal, no illnesses and no responsibilities? I opted out of the rat race? Score!" "You mean I'm just a copy? The real me is still suffering in the real world? I feel like I won all the lotteries at once!"
Sir, we cannot pay out the life insurance of your boyfriend. None of our policies include vore, neither intentional nor accidental. I'm also afraid health insurance won't cover you hurting your butt by pooping out the bones of your boyfriend.
Sir, in the contract you've signed it is clearly stated that you would be turned into a 2 year old. It doesn't void your running expenses nor your debts. You're also still tied to your responsibilities. We'll place you into an alcoholic foster family.
Shipping. English slang for romantically matching characters together. German slang for peeing.
I'm sorry, but before we can do that abdl roleplay thing I gotta pop the murder ibu's. Also I can't do the "on the floor sitting and crawling" because of my back. Also arthritis.
When you tell the colleague with crippling anxiety recovery from a panic attack how much worse it could get and how many things could go wrong. You're an asshole with the empathy of a bag of bricks. Man. I hope I've never been like that.
Well. That's Dutch Hardcore, Swedish Metal, French Synth, US Punk and German Electronica. I don't listen to your "The Greatest Hits Of All Time" radio.
One shrink says I might have ADHD, another says I might have autism. Then one says I might have an obsessive-compulsive personality disorder. If I had to pay for this I wouldn't even go to those soul plumbers.
How do I explain a message board to a non social media person? Imagine you have a topic you want to talk about. So you open a topic and it gets closed immediately by a mod because there's already such a topic. Then you reply to that topic, which gets closed because it's too old. No necro. Banned.
It's the time of year where Santa wears a Halloween costume while still working the grill.
Did you know that your red fox turns green when they get older. That's natural. It's what copper does.
The rat is old, impotent and incontinent. He stinks, dresses poorly and he has terrible people skills. That would be a solid 1.
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