Robert Valentine

@mrrobvalentine.bsky.social

Hack for hire. robertvalentine.net

Listen, here's a good wheeze if you're scheduled to be sacrificed at dusk today. There's this solar eclipse forecast for 6:17 BST, so all you have to do is announce to your captors that if they don't let you go, you will use your powers to put out the sun. Once freed, just get out of Suffolk.

Lyonesse is the legendary drowned land said to have once stretched between Cornwall and the Isles of Scilly. Arthurian tradition sometimes makes it the homeland of Tristan. Stories claim that it disappeared beneath the sea in a flood, with only a single survivor. #MythologyMonday

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⭐ JAM ⭐ The Tiny Angry Witch is having jam for breakfast - but what happens when a wasp intervenes? This is the first video we released, in October 2024. It’s stop motion animation, made with models and household items! Written, built, animated, voiced, and scored by 4 x people (and 1 x Witch)

She’s tiny. She’s angry. She’s the Tiny Angry Witch! We make stop-motion animations about the Tiny Angry Witch who lives in our home. Follow us for videos and behind the scenes glimpses! Animated ~ Lumi Barron Written ~ David K. Barnes Voiced ~ Beth Eyre Sound & Music ~ Odinn Orn Hilmarsson

Wouldn't want too much time to go by without reminding the public at large that my book Contesting Earth's History in Transatlantic Literary Culture, 1860-1935 would probably look very nice in your local library, so you could ask them to buy it and test this hypothesis.

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Hello! I'm very excited to announce my writing debut. DOCTOR WHO: CIRCUIT BREAKER #1 is out now! if you've ever dreamed of smashing together Doctor Who & The Odyssey, this one's for you 🫡 co-written with Dan Watters, art Roberta Ingranata, colors Valentina Bianconi, letters Comicraft

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the Holy Lunching Friars of Voondon (who claimed that just as lunch was at the centre of a man's temporal day, and man's temporal day could be seen as an analogy for his spiritual life, so lunch should (a) be seen as the centre of a man's spiritual life, and (b) be held in jolly nice restaurants)

Ralph Bakshi's gorgeous, rotoscoped, and incredibly dark animated version of THE LORD OF THE RINGS (1978) was, at times, like a nightmare to my 9 year-old self. I had particular problems with the creepy Nazgûl, especially during this famous scene...

Jarvis Cocker, New Order, Elbow, Dr Who (v. Eccleston), @daraobriain.bsky.social, Kraftwerk, Mogwai, Brian May, 2 astronauts (Peake & Hadfield), the Poet Laureate, the Lovell family & many more. Heartwarming to see how much the UK loves Jodrell Bank & astronomy🔭🙏 www.theguardian.com/science/2026...

Artists, writers and scientists urge UK government to save Jodrell Bank Observatory

New Order and Simon Armitage among more than 100 signatories to criticise ‘foolish and shortsighted’ cuts

theguardian.com