More people playing out Steph as a Celtic than their own lives, don't fall for the clickbait. This offseason has felt like a century and it's not even close to over.
Cindy aka Mrs. Celtics ☘️
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I like long walks from North Station to TD Garden. Single childless renter married to the game, amateur meme artisan, fantasy sports degenerate, and Bulgarian split squat connoisseur. Shitposts are my own.
Sam Altman trying to train his AI models to complete parenting skills instead of simply being a parent
Can't believe I was relegated to a full day of work and life without Bluesky
The best thing to happen to the Marvel in the past decade is Tony Leung agreeing to be in Shang-Chi.
Survived another weekly round of layoffs but it's only a matter of time now
Kith: You're Fired Office Prank
ALT: Kith: You're Fired Office Prank
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New on @celticsblog.bsky.social: We wanted to do a History Week, but with the Celtics franchise you have no choice but to ramp up to History Month. The first installment today kicks off an 18-part series recounting how each banner came to hang in the rafters.
Banner Years: 1957, two amazing rookies arrive, and the Celtics’ dynasty begins
It’s History Month here at CelticsBlog, and we’re celebrating all 18 banners that hang in the rafters of TD Garden.
celticsblog.com
Swap in a few words and the NBA’s recreated this classic Onion headline
A new medical study says there is a link between an increase in minutes played in the games before an Achilles tear and a player suffering that injury. The NBA said that no relationship exists, according to its own internal research. Free to read: www.nytimes.com/athletic/748...
I strongly believe we can find psychopaths by looking at who books flights on their mobile phone. This is serious laptop / desktop activity.
Tokenmaxxxing at work to ask Claude to evaluate the the Jaylen Brown trade. No AI model can process this, just like me.
Can we ban the Patriots from drafting any WRs before the sixth round?
Jaylen/7uice foundation helped fund this basketball court in Roxbury which is beautiful but Lakers colors and a tribute to Kobe with his obvious "controversies" in my city of Boston is a big hell fucking no from me
Me talking shit to AI because it needs too many prompts. I feel like I'm in online dating hell again.
Hacker PC Meme with Matrix Code
ALT: Hacker PC Meme with Matrix Code
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We might get world peace before the Kawhi Clippers tree planting investigation has a conclusion
Sources: NBA probe into Clippers, Kawhi Leonard could go into '27
The NBA investigation into whether the Clippers circumvented the salary cap to pay Kawhi Leonard could drag into 2027 if the parties don't agree on the findings or any proposed settlement that involves punishing the team, sources told ESPN.
espn.com
DraftKings ($34M) and FanDuel ($27M) alone made up for at least 85% of election spending on the US midterms so far. Now the sports betting industry is the third largest corporate donor in the category behind crypto and tech. Our economy just feels like a giant casino without any rules.
reuters.com
Just here waiting for RFK Jr to tell us explosive diarrhea is normal
Last few days of July, kicked off the month with the Jaylen trade yet I'm still absolutely completely confounded. I will be simmering until the NBA season starts.
Blasting Nightcall this morning for Kavinsky, one of my go-to driving songs especially after watching Drive. RIP.
My summer electricity bill is competing head to head with my winter gas bill for most expensive
Sources: LeBron will be playing the position of “LeBron” for the 76ers
RT @espn: .@shamsbot.bsky.social reports the Philadelphia 76ers are planning on LeBron James playing at the point guard position 👀