Posting while flying home from Seattle and it's cute how this plane is equipped with a scale model of a bathroom.
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In a video meeting does anyone else move closer to or farther from their camera to maintain the median headsize for the group? I don't want to be that too-close, big head guy, or that far-away, tiny head guy. Ima goldilocks that headsize.
Science fiction is always obsessed with parallel universes. Why does nobody ever want to explore a perpendicular universe?
When I take my dog for a walk, he stops and spends 30 seconds with every hint of pee or poop that comes his way. It's like TikTok for dogs.
When choosing restaurants "Italian" and "Pizza" should be separate categories. Fight me.
Do you think Mandalorian parents ever yell downstairs to their kids, "If I have to come down there I'm bringing the flamethrower."
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Happy Birthday, Technoblade. Today he would have been 27 years old. 🐷👑
The official motto of the Viltrum Empire is "All your base are belong to us".
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"Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor". Ok but doesn't Thor already have the power of Thor? So the hammer does what exactly?
I took Floof for a walk today, wearing my awesome Technoblade jacket. I was overtaken at some point by a couple of high school students. As they passed me, they each said "Technoblade never dies!". I gave them a thumbs up and a "right on." The legend lives on.
It's raining; it's pouring; The old man is snoring. They wired his head at the sleep clinic bed And tested for sleep apnea until morning.
I don't want to sound smug but I'm starting to suspect my doctor's office is planning something special for my birthday this year. Every time I go in, everyone wants me to verify when it is.
I was hanging out with @babyghast.com and was pointing out Venus in the night sky. I explained how it appeared right after sunset and was following the sun because it's in the ecliptic. Later that evening I remembered he's majoring in astrophysics.
I heard about aphantasia and it made me wonder what it’s like? I just can’t picture it.
This morning my laptop refused to boot up and wasn't responding to any of my usual tricks. I asked Gemini for advice, and it listed a few different programs I could run to diagnose it. On my laptop. That wouldn't boot.
Started rewatching Steven Universe; saw "Together Breakfast" this evening. Flashing back to watching it with young Technoblade and how he laughed and laughed at the EDM strawberry.
reprogrammed the main deflector array to emit a phased burst of verteron particles. felt logical might delete later.
It's 5 AM and I'm reeling from a nightmare triggered by "Iron Lung."
I used to check the weather app maybe three times per year. Since I bought a telescope I check the weather app maybe three times per day.
Started watching Starfleet Academy with my kids and the first thing one of them said was, "Elastigirl?!"
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Toyota Motor Corporation announced termination of plans for a successor to their popular Highlander SUV, saying flatly, "There can be only one."
If I'm scrubbing a pan for 5 minutes and it still has food stains on it, well, that's just how that pan is now.
Suddenly occurred to me that an aglet is just a specific kind of ferrule.