People are dying from eating fucking salad.

Unpopular Opinion: NO BILL PAYMENT SITE NEEDS TWO FACTOR AUTHENTICATION. ain’t no one hacking to pay bills. Expect them student loans.

CurlzMT@curlzmt.xyz · 2d ago

i'm so tired of websites that insist on sending you a one-time sign in code every time you log in instead of letting you set up a normal account with a password. why are we doing this. stop it

Spent the day at the water park, and now I’m bronzed 😍

The world is falling apart and I decided to go completely sober from liquor and weed. But cheers (or whatever) to 90 days!

I really can’t believe I’m falling for Hunter. But here we are.

Hoodlum 🇺🇸@nothoodlum.bsky.social · 6d ago

Hunter Biden: “As it relates to Donald Trump, fuck him. Fuck his son. Fuck his daughter. I mean it. All of them. The whole family, down to the grandchildren. I hope that, for the rest of time, their names will live in ignominy. They have done the most awful things to my family and to me.”

I think it’s time to let go of Netflix

I want people to just start laying flowers

Butlerian Jihadist of House Slytherin@shimminykricket.blacksky.app · last wk.

He still aint in there.

From that 911 call, they already know it’s manslaughter/murder. Folks haven’t been arrested because they’re now focusing on who is helping cover it up.

At this point, the safest foods are the expired goods in the pantry from the previous administration

USA TODAY@usatoday.com · last wk.

Over 12,000 pounds of bacon recalled. See affected products

I feel like it’s 3 of these a year.

JimJam@jimjuice.bsky.social · 2w ago

My kind of holiday, today.

Whew this was my first Tyla project that I turned off.

I’m so glad Mercury is taking these microbraids down. I done got into it with both my niggas and my best friend.

Astrologically speaking, a lot of leaders are both to be shook when this eclipse hits.

Living in the US is like a daily game of Jenga. You watching folks pull bricks, placing them on top, waiting your turn, knowing eventually, it’s gonna collapse.

Liking or frankly giving a fuck about hunter was not on my bingo card. But now I wanna grab a beer with him lol

Pam Spaulding@pamspaulding.bsky.social · 2w ago

😂 Just insiders shooting the breeze about scuttlebutt inside the Beltway Bubble... Don Lemon: Who else was also gay? Hunter Biden: I'm already in enough lawsuits Don. Are you asking me if Josh Hawley is gay? Are you asking me if Stephen Miller is gay? Are you asking me if Speaker Johnson is gay?

MERCURY FINALLY TOOK HER MICROBRAIDS OUT!

Does anyone else see the pattern!?

As an Aquarian man. I know they ain’t said that lol

STRICTLY FOR MY NAYSAYERS@bigdupt.bsky.social · 2w ago

Some are saying that Aquarius men are good for your soul 😊

Can someone tell Blake you gotta be quiet on the creek?

As someone who eats mainly fruits and vegetables; please lift me up during these trying times.

A president was impeached for having consenting sex. But you can be found liable for sexual assault and nothing.

SPEND DAT SHIT CARROLL!

Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 3w ago

BREAKING: E. Jean Carroll just received Trump's $5 million — plus interest. Despite Trump's repeated attempts to block Carroll from receiving the money, $5,625,005.48 was disbursed to Carroll's legal team this week. www.ms.now/news/e-jean-...

First ask him to call Lindsay to chat about how he died..

Pam Keith@pamkeithdc.bsky.social · 3w ago

CNN needs to fire Scott Jennings. He told an OUTRAGEOUS lie to manufacture a narrative for his political team. That’s insane. He needs to be off the airwaves. Like NOW!

I’m so glad the internet is not about to let them folks Slip n Slide on Nolan’s death.

It’s bout to storm crazy in DC

The owners of the building, allegedly, have their offices in Trump tower. This makes sense now

Christopher Webb@cwebbonline.com · 4w ago

How is this even possible?! 📌 A 38-story NYC skyscraper is at risk of collapse on 42nd Street. Video shows structural support beams inside the building buckling.

National News is not showing massive protest against Trump in DC right now. Threads is also suppressing it. -Chidinma Anyanwu(Threads)

Taking shelter in the BLACK museum is a little too on the nose.