nolan
@mspnoodle.bsky.social
I meant gay as in stupid and bad. Chronically online. Occasionally nsfw. Married. Mpls. 🔑
Me posting dick root with an I voted sticker. Hehe I’m so random. 🤪
it’s g ♍️@yourprettyboy.bsky.social · 7d agotoday
I, on the other hand, have swung in the complete opposite direction and shall not be going for sexy at all. Unless you have a thing for middle-aged lesbians in athleisure.
conor 🧃@hey-cj.bsky.social · last wk.listen, i’m not trying to break new creative ground with my halloween costume, i just want to feel sexy! whatever happened to that?!
Got invited to four (4!) Halloween house parties tonight and none yesterday. Like damn couldn’t some of y’all pick Friday? Now I have to plan all this party hopping and skip one and I don’t wanna do thattttt.
Covid and flu vaccines yesterday got me knocked the fuck DOWN today. Send help and nudes. 😵💫🫠
Got violently high with barely any snacks in the house what was even the point?
Absolutely yoked guy asked me to spot him at the gym today. ☺️🤭💅
Thinking about where I’d most like to be when it happens. Already at the club? A pre-game? Brunch with the girls? Christmas morning?
Rewatching Heated Rivalry again and god DAMN that episode 5 still hits me like a fucking truck lmao
Husband is in a wedding this weekend and the welcome reception on Friday is at a karaoke bar. I may not be the bride, but I WILL be the main event.
Just made the uber driver give me the aux so I could play melodrama lmao I am not okay
Stoned and building my dream house in the sims don’t call don’t text
Dancing around my house listening to Supercut by Lorde
Scarlet Johansson Dancing
ALT: Scarlet Johansson Dancing
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Just previewed a house for a client of mine and it was a 1968-built, mid-century masterpiece with walls of windows and the most beautiful lot and garden. And then the inside looked like this.
Must have been some kind of Pretty Twink Convention at the gym today because my god 😵💫
Hot gym crush personal trainer man was working the front desk today instead of down on the workout floor with a client and when he said hi and checked me in his voice was a little more…feminine than I expected. 👀
Been wanting a mindless distraction lately because *gestures around to the general state of things* so I’ve been reading some sometimes bad but sometimes good mm romance/smut and honestly how fun for me
The MISTR annual video calls are so funny because a doctor gets on the screen and says “so you still a whore?” and I say “yes” and he says “great I’ll be submitting your descovy prescription to continue” and I say “thanks” and then we hang up.
The pathological need to be the hottest person in this Delta Sky Club