lmao how are the phillies favored in a painter v alcantara matchup

bet trea makes an out

🚨the phillies have hit multiple balls hard🚨

[to the tune of Rock Me Amadeus] Anunoby, Anunoby Oh OG Anunoby

STOP PUTTING ALVARADO IN GAMES

inexcusable decision to bring in alvy. he has been dogshit this year

L-varado coming in. Zero chance he doesn’t give up a run

maxey sheesh

phillies are a deeply unserious baseball team

would be ok never seeing jose alvarado again

lol

elite performance by number 59, johan guber

kerkering kinda sucks lately

5 strike walk to Juan Soto

thankfully, even though the phillies hate us, god hates the mets

castellanos is so, so bad

kyle shanahan looks like daytona beach kendall roy