color picker dialog is an unsolved computer science problem

zaratustra@zaratustra.bsky.social · yesterday

a toast to a real one. here's to another 20 years of the second most dogshit dialogue in windows

darkwoke v2.01

eliza tj hamilton@eliza.vg · 22h ago

fuck it. im gonna to write my undergrad thesis project in @gleam.run

como eu me sinto escrevendo meu TCC no typst

You buffoon. You clown. You absolute candlestick

thank you, useful nix docs! I now know what functor is

helix is actually sooo good omg I can't wait for the steel/plugin branch be merged

thank god I'm a miserable third countrist who couldn't afford a chud laptop

black metal or hardcore shoegaze?

post-modern? is helix foucaultian or smth

omg is that a death grips reference

Haus of Decline@hausofdecline.bsky.social · last wk.

understandable

mia 🦴@useless.pet · 2w ago

"you wouldn't kiss your mutuals" i would let my mutuals fuck my throat until cum bubbles came out my nose

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Dahlia@robotranny.soy · last wk.

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querida , está tudo bem ? você ainda não vestiu o cropped estampado com a capa do livro Compiler: Principles Techniques, & Tools de Aho, Sethi, e Ullman

I want an ultra woke black metal band is that too much

açoitou meus avós no passado pra ter um desse 👇

mijinho...@agua.bsky.social · 2w ago

isso me arrancou uma gargalhada tao sincera mds

Papai do Anthony Gabriel 👶🏼@laranjadinho.deichator.ar · last mo.

586. pretending i'm a malnourished piglet feeding on its mothers nipple

I love modern CSS

who doesnt love a static mut

Giacomo Cavalieri@giacomocavalieri.me · last mo.

I love mutable state I love pointers I love changing the value of variables, yes I want more &mut please

open.spotify.com/album/3oKX8S... disco maneríssimo

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fork found in kitchen

Game Maker's Toolkit@gamemakerstoolkit.com · 3w ago

Well, it finally happened! After 9 years of Unity dominance, Godot was the most used game engine for GMTK Game Jam 2026 submissions. 🤖 Godot - 47% 🎮 Unity - 34% 🛠️GameMaker - 5% 🚀 Unreal Engine - 3% ✨ Other - 11%

need someone do this to me

Democrat Cats@democratcats.bsky.social · 3w ago

Morning Kitten

the dead internet theory is a lie told so many times it became true

acabei de descobrir que sou extremamente iletrado em programação funcional #hardlarpinglife

what does it mean to be "functional programming proficient"?

i dont know basic css

depedent types are dangerous

mfs will make a two page prompt to pretend they're working

mr. TIM@timkellogg.me · 4w ago

the Jacobian Conjecture prompt is 2 pages also. Over half of it is “search and coordination requirements” aaronlou.com/jacobian_cou...

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I look terrible today