@mtmpitner.bsky.social
Writer by day, sleeper by night. An aspiring author authorizing his aptitudes to aspire away from apathy and anguish. Diagnosed with bipolar from an early age. Hispanic, panicked, and a caffeine addict. Adopted, and not 100% gay.
DON’T FLAKE OUT ON ME is my #ownvoices #YA romance written for young patients struggling to accept their new normals. This novel highlights the importance of patient stories and how sick people deserve to be loved too. (Promise they don't die at the end) #Q #questpit
⚔️🐭Marilynn of Mayflower🐭⚔️ The first book of The Mayflower Trilogy. Inspired by the Redwall series, it deals less with traveling and feasts to focus on amazing aerial action like in How to Train Your Dragon. Brave Mice Evil snakes Loyal Sparrows Vampiric bats One heroic adventure. #Questpit #MG #F #Q
❤️☠️-My Zombie Girlfriend Only Eats Tofu-☠️❤️ A ton of witty fun?✔️ #LGBT themes/characters?✔️ A diorama of Highschool drama?✔️ Shady corpos doing shady corpo things?✔️ Cute zombie girls who’re more thot than rot?✔️ A love story that puts the romance back into necromancy?✔️✔️ #Questpit #YA #R #PR #Q
#Giveaway Time to prepare for #DVpit! Enter from July 13-18, 2026 to win query and/or first pages critiques from agents! TO ENTER: • repost this post • AND reply with your category & genre! (e.g. YA Fantasy) • Entries must be for completed, unpublished work. Full rules: dvpit.carrd.co#giveaway
⚔️🐭Marilynn of Mayflower🐭⚔️ The first book of The Mayflower Trilogy. Inspired by the Redwall series, it deals less with traveling and feasts to focus on amazing aerial action like in How to Train Your Dragon. Brave Mice Evil snakes Loyal Sparrows Vampiric bats One heroic adventure. #Questpit #MG #F #Q
❤️☠️-My Zombie Girlfriend Only Eats Tofu-☠️❤️ A ton of witty fun?✔️ #LGBT themes/characters?✔️ A diorama of Highschool drama?✔️ Shady corpos doing shady corpo things?✔️ Cute zombie girls who’re more thot than rot?✔️ A love story that puts the romance back into necromancy?✔️✔️ #Questpit #YA #R #PR #Q
⚔️🐭Marilynn of Mayflower🐭⚔️ The first book of The Mayflower Trilogy. Inspired by the Redwall series, it deals less with traveling and feasts to focus on amazing aerial action like in How to Train Your Dragon. Brave Mice Evil snakes Loyal Sparrows Vampiric bats One heroic adventure. #Questpit #MG #F #Q
❤️☠️-My Zombie Girlfriend Only Eats Tofu-☠️❤️ A ton of witty fun?✔️ #LGBT themes/characters?✔️ A diorama of Highschool drama?✔️ Shady corpors doing shady corpo things?✔️ Cute zombie girls who’re more thot than rot?✔️ A love story that puts the romance back into necromancy?✔️✔️ #Questpit #YA #R #PR #Q
Zombies. Ravenous. Relentless. Cute? Integra isn’t a typical zombie. She’s a zombified genetic experiment who’s hunted by the organization who made her. But when a shy redheaded teen falls for her, can she start over? There’s also another problem. She doesn’t remember ANYTHING #DVpit #YA #Romcom #PR
‘A soul who’ll tell you never the skies is a soul who’ll tell you nothing but lies.’ Marilynn longed to join the mice and sparrows of the Royal Sky Force, protecting her queen from the rats and ravens to the North. But when an unexpected threat emerges, she may finally have her chance. #DVpit #MG #F
My Zombie Girlfriend Only Eats Tofu WARM BODIESXSTRANGER THINGS A geeky teen falls for a super-beauty-undead-cutie, hiding her from a shady organization with the help of her hacker cousin and conspiracy-inclined aunt. It’s Twilight but funny and gay. Also, zombies. #DVpit #YA #Romcom #PR #Latine #ND
⚔️🐭Marilynn of Mayflower🐭⚔️ The first book of The Mayflower Trilogy. Inspired by the Redwall series, it deals less with traveling and feasts to focus on amazing aerial action like in How to Train Your Dragon. Brave Mice. Evil snakes. Loyal Sparrows. Vampiric bats. One heroic adventure. #DVpit #MG #F
My Zombie Girlfriend Only Eats Tofu A ton of witty fun?✔️ #LGBT themes/characters?✔️ A diorama of Highschool drama?✔️ Shady corpos doing shady corpo things?✔️ Cute zombie girls who’re more thot than rot?✔️ A love story that puts the romance back into necromancy?✔️✔️ #DVpit #YA #Romcom #PR #Latine #ND #DIS
REDWALLXHOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON When her home is destroyed and father slain by the forces of the King of the Cobras, a young noblemouse seeks to join the Royal Sky Force with her best friend (a sparrow both brave and true) to free their valley from his army of vampire bats and snakes. #DVpit #MG #F
When Blaire is forced to move to the south, she fears her life is over. But she meets Integra, a cute undead girl, she finds what it means to live. With help from her quirky family, Blaire must keep her new zombae safe from an evil corpo and the horrors of surviving highschool #DVpit #YA #Romcom #PR
🏹Marilynn of Mayflower🐭 In the land of Musterra, a young mouse named Marilynn had nothing to fear but the rats and ravens of the north. But when an army of vampiric bats and vile snakes invades their valley, she and her friends must face this new foe, while making amends with old ones. #DVpit #MG #F
When a cute zombae falls into Blaire’s life, she can barely believe it. Gothy, hot, and technically alive, Integra is her ideal girl. But when a shady organization comes after her dateful dead, she must stop their army of undead goons from taking the romance out of necromancy. #DVpit #YA #Romcom #PR
#DVparty Here's the opening to 'My Zombie Girlfriend Only Eats Tofu' 'Blaire never thought she would be killed by a zombie. Sure, a premature death could come from anywhere. A broken ladder, heart disease, or some bad sushi . But not a death this ridiculous. Afterall, zombies were not real, right?'
#PreDV #YA #PR #RomCom My Zombie Girlfriend Only Eats Tofu Zombies. Ravenous. Relentless. Cute? When geeky teen Blaire moves to the deep South, she stumbles upon an undead-ish girl named Integra. Now she must keep her new zombae safe from a shadowy group and all the horrors of surviving high school.
