When I told the universe I was open to what it had in store for me I didn’t think that included Instagram gays who follow more than 5,000 accounts

I didn’t lose access to Bluesky because I have a pure heart

The nuclear fallout from slicing an everything bagel

When I get up from this nap I’m gonna make the list of all lists

The Odyssey was definitely a movie!

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A very good album! I need to listen a few more times which will be easy given its short runtime. I respect her controlled vulnerability but wish she would open up more vocally.

Mitch@mtnmitchy.bsky.social · 6d ago

Petal listenings is on the docket for my 4 hours in the car today

Both self taught at their craft

Petal listenings is on the docket for my 4 hours in the car today

A reminder 💕

Corny on the bob, off the bob

“Straight acting and masculine” okay well I’m gay acting and a nightmare

Asian BBQ chicken thighs

Yoga provided a healing tonight after quite the day

Tornado…

James Yates by Nik Hartley.

I think we ALL have pretty penises

This woman

I want a lava lamp

At the dive bar, anything is possible

My AirPod said fuck you for real

Well, it exists on a spectrum

Good mornting

Tired to my bones

Drag name: Ovaries E

externalized homophobia at the pick 'n save

Public sector employees when they get to repeat a story/beat a dead horse

We Got The Hennessy Bad Haircut

ALT: We Got The Hennessy Bad Haircut

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Your karma on the road is directly attached to how you treat and navigate around semi trucks

Evacuaysha Lopez….chemical fire and it’s not this fire pussy