Mark Toner
@mtoner.bsky.social
Another day, another social media network. www.marktoner.com
For some unknown reason, The Algorithm has decided I run some sort of robber baron import-export concern and has decided to serve me nothing but videos of #influencers touting bulk purchases from Chinese factories. Somehow, this is a vast improvement.
My life as an English major, only this guy has better handwriting and more profound insights.
a swarm of spring bugs@facefullabugs.bsky.social · 5mo agoLove the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got
Will have to add “very stomachy” to my repretoire.
Letters of Note@lettersofnote.com · 6mo agoHappy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin
For god's sake @nytimes.com, I was just trying to have some coffee and do Connections, not be reminded of the indignities of aging awaiting me like so many inscrutable homonyms.
That feeling when your iPhone decides to make a photo of Elizabeth, N.J. taken from a moving train your lockscreen image.
Age yourself with your first computer. (Ran off 5 1/4” disks the size of 45s. Wait, I just aged myself again.)
Seth Trueger@mdaware.org · 2y agoage yourself with your first computer (we did not have the 3.5" floppy drive)
Sure, if the helicopter is a deadline, the explosions are typos and the pistol is a 12-year-old laptop with a space bar that sticks.
It's taken me two decades, but I finally figured out how to use social media correctly.
Gate announcement that our plane is at the wrong terminal and is “being towed over” isn’t exactly one of the more confidence-inspiring things I’ve heard of late
Sure, the nearest street with that name is 95 miles and two states away. What could possibly go wrong?
