"god bless" southern translation: "fuck you and the horse you rode in on."

parents know just when and where to strike. like a predator drone with a spidey sense.

this is the streisand effect and it happens in every facet of life. yeah you get out of the world what you put into it. but it also takes from you that which you take from it. the contempt you hold for others burrows into your own heart and leaves not only hating yourself but doing it alone.

Sbooks@bemorelikeharper.bsky.social · yesterday

Patriarchy actually forced women to be smarter. You created the thing you hate.

Please love yourself. Once you do I swear everything around you changes.

it takes very particular circumstances to bring about such behavior. i can imagine the scenario being stressful for everyone.

Pixie Thinks🧚🏽‍♀️@pixiethinkss.bsky.social · 2d ago

I get irrationally angry about seeing a man butt ass naked but wearing socks and shoes. Like it makes me want to fight.

play dark souls 3. i beseech thee.

Dark Souls III Will Rescue You

YouTube video by Scope Creep

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thinking about that time when i had everything i thought i ever wanted and was still broken and miserable and threw it all away. now each day is a brick. in a new wall called self. they are expensive, heavy, and dear. cannot be made nor demanded. only accepted as they are.

titty kitty.

Helen@helenmaryme.bsky.social · 3d ago

If I fits... 😹🐈🐾 #Caturday

remember how you repeat all those behaviors that hurt you towards people you love and only after years of work and persistence do you know it can all disappear the instant you lose focus?

𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐤𝐨 & 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧@quietblkgrl.blacksky.app · 3d ago

Felt.

No cheating, post your lock screen.

AJ, The Pocket Papi!@aj549.blacksky.app · 3d ago

No cheating, post your lock scree

better gimme a diet coke...

pυerтo rιcan вυlмa🇵🇷@juicyanimeboobs.bsky.social · 3d ago

For age verification, recite the ancient text

if. i have. three. apples...

Helen Alexander@bawley.bsky.social · 3d ago

this is how i want to pull up.

Luca@lucagalletti.bsky.social · 3d ago

Common loon coming in for a landing TT: @harrycollinsphotography

heart is in throat.

girl, tell me about it

Moby Dick@mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 4d ago

It is still colossal.

to those...

to the literal and colloquial interpretations of this question: yes and hell yes, respectively.

⚜️New Logic@freshlogic.blacksky.app · 4d ago

Y’all not hot???

bro i have opinions on the Muppets that i will fight and go to jail for.

"there are no atheists. everybody worships. what you worship becomes your destiny. your destruction. the true point of education is to gain the ability to choose what to think. what to worship." -david foster wallace "find something you love and let it kill you." -charles bukowski

Written by Uju ✍🏽@writtenbyuju.bsky.social · 4d ago

@olurinatti.bsky.social fantastic video. nostalgia, dystopia, meaning, and wit. and that little giggle that drives you right out of your mind. happy birthday, olay.

I'm In A Cult... And So Are You

YouTube video by Olurinatti

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this satisfies criteria both cutie and patootie.

Lona Pie 💗@lonababy.blacksky.app · 5d ago

Happy Fine/Cutie Patootie Friday ✨

how can you tell peppers are nosy? because they are jalapeño business.

women laughing at salad.

Mozelle Batiste Delacroix’s only son.@roamingdruid.bsky.social · 5d ago

Other countries being able to enjoy their salads, while Americans have to decide if eating a Caesar salad is worth a few days, to a month of explosive diarrhea.

the fact that gravity is just time moving at different speeds.

Rhyan ✨@rhyavesai.blacksky.app · 5d ago

What's your favorite thing to talk about from the cosmos?

nope. shit looks all intimate and depressing down there.

Rico, hausfatha of WAWG & short king CEO 🧞✨@epereza22.blacksky.app · 5d ago

I wonder if tall people get tired of being tall.

in a newly created "parkinsonian" sub-category.

ShalamarrAO3 - owner of ‘alf ze pyramid!@shalamarr.bsky.social · 5d ago

Hear hear! Well deserved!

cats are woodwinds. fuckin figures.

Tuatha@tuatha.ie · 5d ago

This carved stone plaque was found in St Francis' Row in Cashel, and it is believed to be the sign for a tavern that was known as The Cat & Bagpipes, that once stood on the main street. It may date to as early as the 16-17th century, and offers a glimpse of Cashel's social life from centuries ago

someone explain how this girl matched with me on tinder just to immediately tell me she is homeless and needs somewhere to sleep. the. fuck.

crazy eyes are a red flag obvi. but boring eyes are a swipe left as well.