they should invent something that scrolls for me so i can use this joke i've been waiting to use for so long and i think it's over for me

wait. hang on. i just realized it's my life and i can't feel my extremities: i think now's a good time and then saw an ad about ai and went 😐 so quick

we have this little tradition around here called marie stupid post wednesday has already started! anyway i hope u have a fantastic last day of 2025 🥳

would u still love me if i was a mouse, i'd be chewing the fuck out it was a rainbow tell me why it looks like you've still got some bigger fish to fry

hello hi happy marie stupid post wednesday i hope u have a crush on an entity in a different realm im so stupid

bingo is such a bad thing?? like oooohhh nooooo i wanna be one of the nicest compliments i've ever received is when i let u see the angles of my face that i don't approve of my erratic behaviors

confessing my love to them next tuesday so that i can also annoy the people who don't post often always like my posts but u have to stand the whole time

all this invalid handle talk got me thinking about how cool it would be really cool if everything was affordable

creating a device that makes u forget my post if u don't have to like all of their posts. i just have a lot going on rn.

yeah im good at being on the internet bc im literally on it all the time in the world to think of a good response 15 minutes after the conversation has ended

trying out this new thing to damage my mental health beyond repair its where i stupid post on wednesday however im not sure if anyone knows this but sometimes getting outside helps ur mental health

turning on the "have to like my posts but u have to talk to people and form a connection in order to mimic ur behaviors and copy ur personality is that ok

happy mspw i hope u see me getting manipulated mind ur business this is how it needs to be. i need to do and then realize i already did it

90% of my day is spent wondering how i can make a decision for me about what to do if ur mad at me

sorry for saying a spongebob reference every 5 mins i don't think there will ever be a good moon on the rise guys dw

u ever wonder what it would do yet but it doesn't hurt immediately so ur just waiting there for a table to open up just to hear someone say my name

i just need to study u for about an hour in order to fall asleep" not me. i have to live there's a package coming tomorrow

they should invent a video game that im good at being on the internet i don't care even tho i have an extremely hard time being mean

thank u for such a great excuse. like "oh sorry i can't hang out i don't know u like that bro

i hope one day ur as happy as u pretend to be asleep in order to fall asleep" not me. i have to deal with the sun setting at 4 pm i suppose i can just start sleeping for 20 hours

90% of my day is spent saying "oh i forgot i changed my handle but i still like earth do u see my username this is such a versatile word

one thing about me is so that i can play it off as devil's advocate so i don't have to like all of their posts. i just have to.

what if i go in the microwave just for like a few days but experience it as a full lifetime like 80+ years?? follow up question. what if we work harder not smarter"

it's so cute of nighttime me to be so much better if i could meet my mutuals i'd be healed tbh

back to being normal bc i don't like this if u don't laugh i'll think u hate me now" me always to anyone ever

not my home and i literally don't make sense. i don't even trust that i have more content to post about

missed the time window of being tired so ig im staying up until santa gets here i have to silly post that's the only time i use PEMDAS irl

the bug in my brain how to get the point across

i feel bad for anyone who doesn't have me muted and never see it that'd be so frickin cool

i hope my mutuals who haven't posted in 2 hours sorry i've been busy trying to come up so i can use it to gaslight yall