Harrison

@mummies.world

he/they 26 I swoop down upon the black earth; and it gladdens into green at my coming. https://x.com/creepy_mansion Dracula films seen: 178

beatniks were such a funny subculture. just cosplaying some authors they liked and being super unemployed. honestly that's the dream

Queen of Ireland: Tristan I would love for you to get to know my daughter, if only your disgusting gaping wound didn't smell so rancid all the time

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it's so badass in Ovid's Metamorphoses when the god Bacchus is born and immediately his wave of madness spreads across the world and anyone who is like "well I don't WANT to dance in the insane murder parades" gets attacked by vines or turned into a dolphin or bat or some shit

smth I'm finding rlly compelling about medieval courtly romance is the distinction made between "true love" and marriage/tradition. whereas today, heterosexual monogamous love is mainly used as a propaganda tool, here it's actively upheaving social institutions and cultural norms

"trail mix" seems like a ridiculous name for some pretzel m&m bullshit until you remember it was named after its inventor, 20th century confectioner Anthony van der Trail

male fantasy characters are always named some shit like septimus stormblade and female fantasy characters are always named some shit like lucy

sasquatch, godzilla, king kong, loch ness. goblin, ghoul, a zombie with full access consciousness but no phenomenal consciousness

something about seeing small dogs always gives me the impulse to try to play pattycake with them but they can't play pattycake as they have no hands, so it's usually very one-sided