Mark
@munchkin68.bsky.social
I will not watch a programme that alludes to Rylan being a celebrity
As I age I know how I lament Mondays and look forward to Fridays but I’m aware that by doing that I’m wishing away what time I have left. Shouldn’t every day be cherished whether it’s a weekday or a weekend?
God tier treat, even though they fuck my IBS (this was weeks ago before you best before date mafia start)
I'm hosting a charity event for people who struggle to reach orgasm. If you can't come, let me know. Happy Wednesday ❤️
Imagine if chaining a rent boy to a radiator is what society will remember you for oh and being an absolute cunt
༼包德༽༼強@caestus.bsky.social · last wk.I wonder what he’ll do when finds out there was another performer with the same stage name who released a song in the 80s that was blanket indictment of war as an evil unto itself. I hope he does not think to sue.
Peg legs are making a comeback Look up ‘pegging’ to learn more about this trend
My opinion on The Odyssey 1. Samantha Morton was the best Actor in it 2. While I didn’t expect them to speak Greek. The use of ‘Mom’ and ‘Dad’ was a bit much 3. I enjoyed it but three fucking hours, come on
I heard something today that made me cry A little boy (8year old) said ‘you shouldn’t hit a girl, not even with a flower.’ We should listen to little boys more ❤️
After almost 10 years, I finally realized the Sunday scaries aren't about fear of Mondays or the job itself. It's the shift from feeling like yourself all weekend to bracing for a version of life that completely drains you.
There are lots of reasons I feel access to firework should be severely limited. The effect on people, pets and emergency services coupled with antisocial behaviour are not insignificant. Gov.UK has an open consultation, if you feel similar please feed into it.
Fireworks and pyrotechnics in the UK
We are seeking views on the regulation of pyrotechnics and fireworks in the UK.
gov.uk
One of most amazing things about getting older is the two day hangovers
Remember kids….you’re not responsible for the version of you that lives in other peoples minds ❤️
Remember when people compiled a list of companies that were shitty to their staff during Covid. We promised never to forget their transgressions after it was over and……..we forgot
