ooc. been awhile since i did this. gotta get an interest check!
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@munchkinisms.bsky.social
Writer + Character are 18+ || N/ SFW || Inflation & Weight gain themes will be present || pfp: wiwaw
Hits the ground hard and he gets up, dusting himself off. โDid I miss anything?โ
โBon appetit!โ Frenchfry, AKA Experiment 062 A cute little chef who definitely doesnโt have evil intentions Ships with Chemistry
Offering @the-koopa-king.bsky.social a blimp fruit, munch is completely unaware of what it does.
Munch is putting on a scuba suit, flippers, and an oxygen tank, getting ready to go underwater.
Munch is stuffing his face with cookies, milk, Yule logs, and eggnog so he can fill out the baggy Santa suit heโs currently wearing.
(( I ended up witnessing someone getting called out for accidentally following a few problematic accounts to the point where someone made a whole ass google doc calling them out. It wouldnโt kill them to just say โhey youโre following some sus accountsโ and show screenshots of said accounts.
(( I will cry happily if someone made an account for one of them.
"๐ช๐ต๐ฎ๐ ๐๐ต๐ฒ ๐ณ๐๐ฐ๐ธ ๐ฑ๐ผ ๐๐ผ๐ ๐๐ฎ๐ป๐?" ๐ฅ๐๐๐ฏ๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ฝ๐๐ป๐ธ/๐ ๐ผ๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ป/๐ฆ๐ฐ๐ถ-๐๐ถ ๐ง๐ต๐ฒ๐บ๐ฒ๐ ๐ฅ๐/๐ฆ๐๐ช | ๐๐ถ๐ด๐ต๐ ๐ ๐ฎ๐๐๐ฟ๐ฒ ๐ง๐ต๐ฒ๐บ๐ฒ๐ ๐ฅ๐๐ฑ๐๐น๐ ๐ช๐ฟ๐ถ๐๐ฒ๐ฟ | ๐ ๐ถ๐ป๐ผ๐ฟ๐/๐ง๐ฎ๐ฏ๐ผ๐ผ/๐ฆ๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ ๐๐ฒ๐๐ฑ ๐๐ก๐ #OC #Fandomless #MVRP
Munch is eating a whole blueberry pie.
Munch is starting the day off with some deadlifts.
โI wonder whatโs wrong with that gatorโs eye.โ
โCaptain Killsha upgraded her food cannon, so itโs a little more faster. So if you start a fight with her, youโll be rolling your crewmates back to your ship once theyโre nice and plumped up.โ
"well, OBVIOUSLY they're inferior to the KREMLING KREW!"
โThereโs another pirate crew on this island, I mean.โ
"well, if this island is far away from DK Isle, that shouldn't be a problem for you."
โAnother pirate crew on this island? Oh boy. At least take the ship battles far away from the island please.โ
"King K. Rool. The leader of the Kremling Krew!" "Also, don't touch that"
โSo, who are you?โ Munch asked, gently poking the kremling kingโs big golden belly.
"hell if I know! I sure hope he isn't, though..."
Munch is playing a dance rhythm game, sweating bullets as his plump body jiggles from movement.
โDonkey Kong? Heโs not related to King Kong, is he?โ
"...it's, ugh... Donkey Kong. That stupid big ape."
โIโll be sure to send him a postcard.โ Munch joked as he examined the king. โWho are you and who is this arch nemesis of yours?โ
"...well, I was launched into the sky by my arch nemesis. You can thank HIM for this event."
Munch was sitting on the ground, meditating as he went from being the size of a sumo wrestler to a skinny lizard. He saw the Kremling King come down and crash next to him, yelping as he rolled away before approaching him. โI was just about to ask you the same thing after almost being flattenedโ
It's then that the Kremling King would notice [READER], looking down at them "Oh? And just what do you think YOU'RE doing here, hmm?"
โI canโt tell if that gator king has a gold belly or heโs wearing a gold chestplate.โ
Munch looked at him as he drank a can of melon soda. โA dimension-spanning empire? No, I havenโt considered doing that. And Iโm not sure if I want to.โ
@munchkinisms.bsky.social ๐ธ "Well hey there! You look like a capable reptile and-or dragon. Have you ever considered the opportunities that working for a large, dimension-spanning empire may get you?" Spec-Op Fleck was always happy to play recruiter; he had the face and personality for it.
"๐ฉ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ฐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐, ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐!" ๐๐ ๐๐ง๐ญ๐๐ฌ๐ฒ/๐๐๐ข-๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ฌ๐๐ ๐๐ก๐๐ฆ๐๐ฌ ๐๐๐ ๐/๐๐๐ญ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ ๐๐จ๐ง๐ญ๐๐ง๐ญ ๐๐ซ๐๐ฌ๐๐ง๐ญ ๐ฆ๐๐๐ฌ๐๐ซ๐ข๐ฉ๐ญ๐ข๐ฏ๐ ๐๐ซ๐ข๐ญ๐๐ซ ๐จ๏ธ๐๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ญ๐ข-๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ ๐๐๐๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐ญ ๐๐จ๐ซ ๐๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐ข๐ง๐ฒ๐จ๏ธ #OC #Fandomless
โI donโt think I have a good feeling about this.โ
โI found a neat looking statue that made an odd sound when I picked it up.โ