i have to chew on meat. give a dog a bone

He's up alone with his thoughts again

Pfft. Only if you wanna. I want a CHASE. I haven't had a good one in years, and you look like a man who does whatever he's told.

ACE OF PENTACLES…?@bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social · last yr.

( …… glup ) Sss. Stab me and play around in my blood?

Then tell me what you think I wanna do. [ Lifting his chin up with the blunt end of the cleaver. ]

ACE OF PENTACLES…?@bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social · last yr.

Well— ( defensive bristling ) Sure I do.

...Are you stupid?? You oughta know how this works, hot shot.

ACE OF PENTACLES…?@bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social · last yr.

( BOIOIOIOING ) —I don’t really, uh, watch TV.

.....Okay. Lemmie rephrase. [ They take out a LARGE cleaver. ] You like scary movies?

ACE OF PENTACLES…?@bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social · last yr.

Sometimes Tenna rigs the studio with a variety of Looney-Toons-esque traps and chases me around it and tries to catch me in a big cage, if that counts.

You like playing cat and mouse, boy

ACE OF PENTACLES…?@bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social · last yr.

I can handle anything.

Are you sure you can handle me

ACE OF PENTACLES…?@bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social · last yr.

Prophecy says Lightners are real, huh? Heheheh. Shit, I’m real too! Matter of fact, I’m as real as it gets! Matter of FACT, if a Lightner ran up on me, I’m FUCKIN’ IT!

They used to hit themselves for fun. the catholics. they used to be funny.

He usually dies

(I wonder if people defended my stuff when I was killin)

If you wanna suck the flat face I guess I could put the mask on

Yeah I figured. Man your life must be hell

xii. THE HANGED MAN@specildeal.bsky.social · last yr.

OH THAT WOULD BE BECAUSE OF [[The Pain!]]

Yeah. Like you look in actual pain.

xii. THE HANGED MAN@specildeal.bsky.social · last yr.

[[The worst anyone’s ever done it]]???!!!

Thats like insanely bad you know that right

xii. THE HANGED MAN@specildeal.bsky.social · last yr.

SPAMTON [Numero Uno Campeão do Mundo] !!!!!!

Whatever. They didn't even TELL you!!! JUST like those guys, buncha snobs. Yeah you got the worst of it, never seen it that bad.

xii. THE HANGED MAN@specildeal.bsky.social · last yr.

CAN YOU JUST USE A DIFFERENT [Describing Word] THEN IT WASNT JUST [[Phone Guy]] I GOT [Boink]ED BY A LOTTA DIFFERENT PEOPLE BUT WEE3LL YOU KNOW I ACTUALLY [don’t, know?]

//FUUUUUUUCK

Pretend?? My imagination aint exactly flowing these days. So I'm right. You DID get fucked up super bad. Over the PHONE too, haha, those stingy bastards love tagging on stupid rules. Its cause you can't do anything to em over a phone. What'd you get tripped by, huh? Huh?

xii. THE HANGED MAN@specildeal.bsky.social · last yr.

.. c[[Can We Pretend That]] I LOOK LIKE SOMETHING ELSE THE NOSE IS ACTUALLY THE ONE THING THAT STAYED THE SAME

What was I not supposed to assume or somethin. Were you just always a puppet man. Did they give you the long nose

xii. THE HANGED MAN@specildeal.bsky.social · last yr.

?WHAT WHAT WHAT ??? ( looking over his shoulder like maybe there’s someone else behind him )

//Jersey is very insensitive

[ Glancing over ] WOAH- HOH THEY FUCKED YOU UP DUDE

xii. THE HANGED MAN@specildeal.bsky.social · last yr.

IM AALLALALWAYs sAYING THIS

those bastards who only make deals over phones are so flaky. If you're gonna take someones soul at least give em whatever the hell you promised.

//WAIT THEY ACTUALLY PRODUCED VHS COPIES OF LATE NIGHT WITH THE DEVIL?

I like that theres one of her thats normal and ones goin through some kind of downward spiral. Is this what we do to TVs these days

Hard. Bricked up even

Thats boring?? What does that do

𝙱𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚢@haunted-soul.bsky.social · last yr.

" It's a crystal! You keep it by your bed or in your pocket! "

Why'd you give me a rock that cant handle a simple window smashing?

𝙱𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚢@haunted-soul.bsky.social · last yr.

" Were you raised in a damn barn? I said enjoy it, not destroy it, you physio! "

Whaaaaat? You said enjoy it. I am.

𝙱𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚢@haunted-soul.bsky.social · last yr.

" The hell you will- give that back then! "

Im gonna throw this at a window

𝙱𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚢@haunted-soul.bsky.social · last yr.

[ @murderiwrote.bsky.social ] She gets the sense he's hit a new chapter of life. She gives him a Flower Agate! " Enjoy retirement, whatever that means for ya. "