If I was Orpheus I would be so worried about ripping ass on the walk out

Biting my lip erotically as I try to finesse the world's smallest block of cheese across the grater without peeling open my knuckles

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller August 21,1947

I know DCU: Online is the go-to for clowning on live-service failures, but I think it's also worth acknowledging that fucking ADVENTUREQUEST and all it's spin-offs still get regular updates

New evidence surfacing in the "Charlie Brown had hoes" debate

Hal started "Prince Valiant" when he was 44, BTW. Just letting you know, in case you're one of those folks that thinks you're cooked if you haven't achieved your life-defining successes at 22 or whatever.

Comics in the Golden Age@comicsinthega.bsky.social · 6d ago

Today is the birthday of Hal Foster (Aug. 16, 1892-July 25, 1982), writer, artist, & creator of the Prince Valiant newspaper comic strip.

The fact that K.K Slider can get away with not wearing clothes just because he’s famous really shows the problem with society.

Big Walk also hits a lot of the same vibes as Voices of the Void

Murph04@murph04.bsky.social · 2w ago

Big Walk is basically what Uru: Myst Online was meant to be

Not trash, not garbage, but a secret third thing

The lack of caveman ghosts mean people didn't start dying with regrets until agriculture gave us freetime

So you're telling me Kingdom Hearts teases the direction of it's next phase by directly invoking a cancelled game, then the title meant to kick-off that next phase is itself cancelled? AND that game was titled "Missing Link"??

I won't explain, but this tweet encapsulates what it means to be a longtime Kingdom Hearts fan

Having this image within my grasp in prep for the KH news

DA: Veilguard is frictionless, but one thing I have to admire about that frictionlessness is that it abandoned pretense of choices majorly affecting story and told you in parentheticals what gameplay buff you'd get from such and such choice

ex-Lethality Jane@lethalityjane.bsky.social · last wk.

I don't play a lot of video games but I think about the downfall of the Dragon Age games a lot. And no, I don't think it was "wokeness" that did the game in per se, but rather a decrease in the willingness to write plots where ethical dilemmas were complicated and had no easy answers.

yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect

Books used to be called shit like "Solomon Sure and the Colosseum of the Fire Lords" and 200 pages would be Solomon Sure trapped in a cave debating nationbuilding with a minority and then in the last 10 pages they fight in a colosseum ran by some dudes with an oven

When I said I'm built different I'm mostly referring to being left-handed

If the exposed buttocks isn't for the purpose of recreating this exact scene then I don't care.

IGN@ign.com · 2w ago

Marvel's Wolverine will have gore, intense violence, strong language, and at least a few scenes featuring "a character's exposed buttocks," according to the ESRB. https://t.co/mTP67AEcFW

'Ey! This muthafucka ain't even heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon

Big Walk is basically what Uru: Myst Online was meant to be

When the flush of a newborn sun fell first on Eden's beautious everness, Our father Adam sat under the Tree and mashed out a sequence on his leverless; And the first combo that the world had seen was joy to his prefrontal, Till the Devil whispered behind the leaves: "It's flashy, but is it optimal?"

"Had you consumed the breadth of the genre and classics therein when you said this entry was good?" "Ain't telling..." I hiss through crushed ribs. My head is smashed against the wall. "IS IT GOOD SET AGAINST CANON, OR ONLY ACCORDING TO YOUR LIVED EXPERIENCE?" "Fuck you." I spit blood on their face.

You ever think about how there are half-formed versions of you littering the internet? Abandoned forums, fanfics left standing, maybe a personal blog you haven't updated in 20 years. Crystalizing a version of you at maybe your cringiest, angriest or most optimistic.

I'm not imagining things, right?? This was clearly made with AI, right? Also, are they saying that they impregnated a burger *and* gave it COVID?

sarah-rah-rasputin@fannybandit69.bsky.social · 2w ago

which one of you FREAKS impregnated Burger King

Every now again I check the Don Bluth wiki to see if the Ms. Fieldmouse entry is still horny

James Bond as a cgi cartoon man that winds up in New York City via a blue portal

The Independent@the-independent.com · 2w ago

James Bond producer shares update on 007 casting: ‘It’s got to be really different’

*Super Eyepatch Wolf Voice* "What began as a simple comic strip about a man married to Betty Boop started to turn into something....strange..."

Four volumes into Vinland Saga

Hello. The next The Crawl video premieres tomorrow, August 4, at 7:30 am PT / 10:30 am ET. It features 20 new indie RPGs, dungeon crawlers, adventure games, and more. Hope to see you then! youtu.be/BkGAiIO_lBo

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Game with a tutorial fairy that's excited to tell you stuff, but when you skip their dialogue they get really quiet and distant for a while and later ask if you hate being around them