If you are into pool toys and deer... Introducing: Deer Mike.

Aefop's sables.

If someone had Pat Buttram's voice and hit on me, they are SO getting it.

I need to give a North Atlantic right whale a blowjob, STAT.

If I get married... I want it to be done at night and the wedding videographer to make it all Blair Witch Project style.

So dogsitting and needed a wrench. The owners lock their tools in the shed, like many do. ...They did have a nut cracker, though. That was just as effective. XD

Was going through alternative titles for James Bond / 007 films and the top ones so far I think were: The Kai Who Drugged Me (take a drag on this joint, yo') and In Her Majesty's Secret Cervix (RIP Lizzie xD)

Okay, so firstly How am I only just learning of Bokkie the Springbok mascot? Secondly How is there no art of him on e621 yet?!

~This is your cosmic reminder to wash your hands after handling chilli peppers, but before going for a piss~

*Watching Akira for first time, not even 10 minutes in* THEY SHOT THE FUCKING DOGS?!

I don't think that vet appreciated my attempt at flirting. *Me kneeling down to fuss over dog* "Awwww he's so cute. What's his name?" "Skipper." "I know that. I can read his tag. I meant yours." I THOUGHT I WAS BEING CUTE.

sometimes I piss myself but only on crowded buses as a social experiment

no i am not banned from build-a-bear why would you ask that

lol imagine being banned from build-a-bear

Pool's Closed.

When furries have disagreements over who is taking the kids, is it a cub-stody battle? (I hate myself, that pun is fucking terrible)

Estrogen only just getting my nipples all sensitive after 6 months. 😭 Still no actual increase in size of breasts yet though. 🥲

Are you into vore? Well then call me a Pot Noodle: The Slag of All Snacks.

...I guess he doesn't like pups either. #pupplay

I don't think the dog likes foxes. #fursuit #furry

Caviar in the kitchen, nothing in the bedroom.

My 30th this year. Really want to get around to finally getting a full fursuit. Should have happened years ago but... hmm. Well. SO ANYWAY. We are here now. Gonna need a hand narrowing down builders, though! I knew there were a fair few, but Scritches and GetFursuit made me realise JUST how many.

"I didn't need another sensory toy tonight. I needed another person in the room."

Things for me to genuinely consider today: •Fursuit builder for a fullsuit •Be it of Kai or flesh out a second OC I've had floating in my head for years

Haven't played Minecraft since like... 1.7, I think that was when horses were considered new? 😭 Damn, looks like there is a lot to catch up on! If anyone knows some fun servers that like newbies jumping in and exploring, let me know!

*Whistles along to The One Who's Running the Show* Murrsuit Relations is getting a cleanse~

Less thinky, more kinky.

@murrsuitrelations.bsky.social *ominous music* You may be wondering why I asked you here this evening 📸 @murrsuitrelations.bsky.social

Hey. You. Yeah, you. The universe told me you needed to hear this right now, at this exact moment: You are appreciated. You are loved.

I can't offer you beautiful artwork. I can't offer you descriptive writings. I can't offer you fantastic fursuits. But what I can offer is my company.