how do we get emperor x to play a show in toronto. is it through the great and terrible power of asking nicely or is it a little more complicated

there is a part of me that is excited for winter because then i will get to play vintage story without feeling bad about wasting the 4-ish months of good weather we get here

it should be normal to sit down and start doing pelvic floor stretches at the screamo gig imo

BUGMARK REAL!!!! 📖🪰🪲🐞🐛🦗🐜🦋🪳🦟🐝🕷️🦂🐌🪱 (they are all taking turns reading)

wise apple@yolkpunk.bsky.social · 4d ago

it’s so nice!!!

brains and bodies are so deeply stupid. why did my mood improve by like 30% because i did some pushups and stretches. be serious

very sorry last Internet Commerce Post™ but i have put my screenprinted bookmarks and another sticker up whee woohoo

prepping to spend the next 3 nights from 6-midnight at the big diy screamo festival like im going to war

anyway i ordered some stickers and they came in. its always so crazy to me that you can just draw a guy and scan it and then be like wow now its 50 pieces of vinyl mailed to me from british columbia

i actually walk on my toes out of solidarity with horses. and not for any other reason

hii i updated my etsy with some other stuff i made. no ceramics yet because i'm too scared to put those in the mail until i buy some stuff but check out my handmade ✨gar-bage✨ dogeggsllc.etsy.com

dogeggsLLC - Etsy

Shop neat garbage by dogeggsLLC located in Toronto, Canada.

dogeggsllc.etsy.com

love to get a visual migraine before work and text my boss like hey ive been temporarily blinded but should only be an hour late (unless it kills me)

should i tell my doctor about how much fiber i eat. i feel like she'd be proud of me

literally every time i identify a new plant in the derelict lot behind my apartment its something insanely invasive and impossible to get rid of. its a fucking battle royale out there. like 20 different scourges of biodiversity fighting to the death to establish dominance

helped an ant carry an entire centipede up a bunch of rocks by also gently picking the centipede up and i keep thinking about how none of her sisters will believe her

saw the body last night and have cropped the shirt i got and idk why a the body crop top is so funny to me. no one deserves happiness but ☝️ we DO deserve a little summer fun

only smoked a few times and practically a decade ago at this point but i am pained by my desire to have a cigarette whenever i operate a sewing machine. and i do not know why

has anyone else noticed that the economy has gotten so bad even stores have roommates now

have been having several of the worst days of my life lately BUT today i went to buy a sadness plant and the convenience store lady clearly approved of my selection and would not stop calling it our little bambino and we riffed for five minutes straight so in a way everything is okay

gorgeous nonbinary transsexuals are walking into telephone poles because they got a bug in their eye in your area

the beautiful woman that lives inside my bluetooth headphones keeps telling me we don't have a connection

experiencing a unique panic while revisiting the mac demarco cd i bought when i was 15 and realizing how formative his flavour of dipshit was to my development

pacing around muttering about action being identity until i do something

convinced the common aversion to insects is a psy-op to make people not care about the decimation of ecosystems because 'hey, no bugs!' like this is a shining and incredibly complicated little life that has blessed you with its presence and its gross to you. thats insane

my favourite thing about inaturalist is when i post like. an aphid. and I'll get lucky and the grand aphid council (consisting of four members) all gather to debate the taxon

if anyone wants really stupid shirts i have opened my etsy again for the first time in like 8 years www.etsy.com/ca/shop/doge...

picture taken shortly before people put drinks on top of it

opening up the floor to anyone who can explain why i, immediately after doing something that made blood literally spurt out of my leg, started going ba ba ba to the tune of super mario

how much deep breathing to calm down is the normal amount

[post that is 5 years too late] interesting how everyone is talking about pog champ but almost no one ever mentions bog damp