Just watched charli’s set lolla set… fuckkk i need her so bad
MUSH-A-RONI
@mushysmush.bsky.social
Chicago MEATBALL doing drag, photography, and gay shit 😵🤷🏻♂️ Future RN 🏥 From florida
Guys if u stay single u won’t have a gf that yanks a whole handful of your pubes out while u are half asleep. Just think ab it.
You know wat i really don’t like is getting drunk and acting like a fucking idiot but damn how the fuck do i have fun anymore ..
Okay i did it guys. I did my first catheter on a real live human. I am ruined forever in the best way possible,
Big boys, where do you get your bathing suits and shorts???
3 years ago me and Smokey met at Survivor and had our first date at F15 the next day. #dragcouple 🤪😍
How was the Seana concert last night?? Love my queen !
Canceled all of my plans last week cuz i had to full lock in on this pharmacology exam .just wanna say thank you to all the ppl who understood me having to cancel and also YAY GOT AN A!!! So worth it😭
Wash your damn hands and fruits/vegetables so you don’t get the month long diarrhea bug. that’s half of a Chicago summer you cannot afford to lose!!
Need to keep telling myself that this will all be worth it someday cuz damn it i am so exhausted right now.
Power walking in my scrubs like nursing school is a damn sport!! Let’s get these A’s!
The answer ahead of time to anyone asking me “wyd” for the next year and a half is: “studying”.
I like to think of watever remaining menstrual cycle i have as my werewolf moon powers. I dont physically bleed anymore but boy do I still feel hormonally insane every month around the same time 🙃
The sisterhood on Love Island this season is the real happily ever after.
Everytime my deadname comes up on a food order or a prescription I just say it’s my wife. And everytime it comes up from the debt collection i just say i do NOT know that lady 🙅🏻♂️
Okay I’ve decided it’s not broken..but it looks so nasty ..
MUSH-A-RONI@mushysmush.bsky.social · last mo.May have actually broken my big toe falling down the my buddy’s dressing room steps 😣
May have actually broken my big toe falling down the my buddy’s dressing room steps 😣
I will not run after any bus today. I’m tired and i do not give a fuck..
Bestie of over 10 years from Florida is coming this weekend. Like i need this so bad omg 😭😭
Miss my friends. Am going to have a lighter workload this weekend and am going to be at the beach for the most part. Text me if u wanna kick it at beach ❤️
Kim Petras is soo back. Thank god. Cuz Slut pop was terrible.
Straight men with fat asses: i don’t believe you use that thing just to shit