When in doubt, trust the man with the larger mustache.

Never let your mustache write checks your horse can't cash.

A strong wind parts weak grass and weak mustaches.

A fine stache casts a long shadow.

Never argue with a man holding your lunch.

Stache grand as a county fair.

If you keep countin' your chickens, they'll stop layin'.

A cowboy without a stache is just a man outdoors.

Tougher than week-old jerky.

When the chuckwagon's empty, everybody's a philosopher.

A rooster's got more sense than a man showing off.

Big stache at the trading post.

Never trust a fence built in a hurry.

Slick as creek mud in a rainstorm.

When the coyotes start laughin', head the other direction.

A loose saddle and a loose tongue cause the same trouble.

Stache as thick as prairie brush.

Never race a mule with somewhere to be.

If your boots are shinin', your cattle probably ain't.

A mustache don't make a cowboy, but it sure helps.

When the coffee's cold, the conversation's over.

Stache wider than a wagon axle.

Never borrow a man's horse or his barber.

A mustache is just a hat for your lip.

When you’re on the fence, get off it.

Grittin your teeth won’t cut through gristle

Every great mustache deserves a front porch.

Never shoot a man with no arms.

A man who oils his mustache but not his skillet ain’t to be trusted.

Sunset’s just proof the day gave it everything it had.