have to figure out the deal with our new gym and i don't like it! change is bad!!
jacob
@mutantlawyer.bsky.social
he/they, queer, denver, 30, ♉️, happily taken a haunted victorian doll posing as a functional adult
forget everything you know except brand new chanel$ and breathing
packing and moving this weekend, we're not even half done and i'm already exhausted 😭
if anyone needs me today, i'll be in the corner tapping on my keyboard and bopping around to petal
i did get a haircut today, but it is POURING in denver and it looks much better dry, so y'all will have to wait til tomorrow for the ✨reveal✨
hmmmm. perhaps i do have some unresolved feelings about moving a lot as a kid
accidentally set my alarm half an hour too early 😭 i made us miss out on free sleep
"hot girls have tummy issues and stan oklou" — noah, my boyfriend, and self-declared #1 oklou stan
ngl chat, the body dysmorphia demons are kicking my ass lately 💀
the one "bad" habit i don't think i'll ever be able to break is taking longer, very hot showers. i just like to feel like a frog in a volcanic rainforest!
money orders have to be the silliest thing we've ever invented. it's the same weird pinky promise as a normal check, but with a bunch of more annoying and obstructive steps!!
holy shit, temperatures can have three digits?? did yall know about this?
there were too many people in the gym so i had to wait to get home to document it, but the workout routine is back on track!
feel so free giving up on marvel movies. they're fun, flashy spectacles, sure, but they try to capture the essence of how cool crossovers and events can be while fundamentally misunderstand why those events are appealing.
home from vacation, going to lock in and get my life together.
not to be all protein-pilled, but my dinner tonight was basically a pile of salmon and rotisserie chicken and it was pretty good
ok i did the color chart thing. i only kind of know what it means, but it looks pretty!
being very normal and spending downtime before dinner reading vampire: the masquerade lore summaries