Mutton the Dragon
@muttonthedragon.bsky.social
33, bi🩷💜💙, fuzzy dragon, and ridiculously tired all the freaking time. Twitch http://m.twitch.tv/muttonchopgamer
Is it weird that I'm nostalgic for the days when we'd all shit on Xbox Kinect games? Like, they had a solid run of taking franchises people played pretend with as kids and ruining them entirely. Dragon Ball Z Kinect, Star Wars Kinect, before we knew how bad Rowling was, Harry Potter Kinect...
Does Superman talk clearly, or should he speak with a Metropolisp? … anyway, that’s my time, tip your servers.
Heads up: when you’re setting up Windows 11 on a new computer and it lists the privacy settings, DO NOT FORGET TO SCROLL DOWN. Turns out, they hide the scroll bar if you aren’t moving your mouse on the menu and it’s the only way to opt out of targeted advertising from the start.
Why must I get cool moments I could never recreate in a million years when I’m not streaming?
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. I’m the water running through a runoff pipe near a lake that a fat 9-year-old fell into while his dad was fishing with friends and almost dragged him who knows where if the kid didn’t hold on to the edge of the pipe.
redwyrm@redwyrm.bsky.social · 3d agoIntroduce yourself as what almost killed you. I am a guy in a ‘75 Chevelle with a “Bass Ass Boys Drive Bad Ass Toys” bumper sticker who decided to pass a teenager on his way to school on a small two-lane road and lost control fish-tailing before slamming into a telephone pole.
Well that’s unusual… a dream that made me sad. I dreamed I went to Italy, befriended a stray borzoi, but couldn’t bring her back with me because dogs needed passports and I didn’t have time to get one for her to come to the US :(
*ahem* Goldeneye sucks. “It was great for the time” cool. Plays like ass today. “It was super ambitious!” So were most games in the beginning of the 3D era, and some of those actually aged fine. “It was so much fun with friends!” My neighbor with the game was an asshole, so no, I had no fun.
Kristin 🇨🇦🤓@faierius.bsky.social · 5d agoNo hate, no dogpiling, just curious. For me, it's Skyrim. Don't know why, considering it should be exactly my kind of game, but it just didn't click for me.
The Cloud is just a hard drive owned by someone else that you need the Internet to access. ALWAYS get your own storage. NEVER rely on someone else’s. Especially when the tech companies are just as likely to scrape your data to train LLM bullshit.
Stephanie Flynn@stephanieflynn.bsky.social · 4d agoWhat a nightmare PBS broadcaster loses access to 50TB of data comprising 70 years of TV history after contracted cloud storage vendor goes defunct — public TV channel sues Iron Mountain data center, which hosts archival materials, to ensure preservation | Tom's Hardware share.google/ExvNkuiN1bIl...
If this random leak about Elder Scrolls VI is real (big IF there), and we get High Rock and Hammerfell… Please let us actually join the Forsworn for realsies. Like, they’re evil, but I bet they’d LOVE to kick some Thalmor ass.
If you stream, you may wanna toggle this off. Not that it probably matters cos these cunts will train their fascist machine regardless. But figured you'd like to know, at least.
Welp. Made a big financial purchase because the cheap option I got a couple years ago is actively dying. A new laptop is coming.
Joe Exotic: Never Going to Financially Recover
Alt: Joe Exotic, a man with a mullet, a goatee, black jacket, and tan hat with sunglasses sitting on top, says "I am never going to financially recover from this"
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Dr Leo Kanner convinced an entire generation that if your child was autistic, it was because you were a failure of a parent. So of course older people didn’t get diagnosed, their parents were socially pressured to hide any neurodivergency if they could get away with it.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 7d agoRFK Jr on autism: "'Oh, we're just noticing it more.' But this is an absurdity ... if we were just noticing it more, we would notice it in older groups. But we're not ... so something happened in the mid '90s that changed our children"
type "thank you wealth and prosperity kobold" for one extra year of luck!!! ✨💰
Extra thick poncho? Check. Plastic covers on table and chairs? Check. Tarps on floor, walls, and ceiling? Check. I think the dragon is ready for spaghetti night with the kobolds.
Streaming will be light this week because my mom is coming to town again and needs help getting from the bus stop. On the flip side, with Oblivion Remastered coming to Switch 2, this weekend will involve me catching up on Digital Circus & Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged while level grinding passive skills.
Dragon who is napping after a trip to Costco The kobolds are already raiding the pantry for the Nutella cookies
Sorry, I haven’t been streaming, my stamina is just ridiculously low lately. As humiliation ritual apology, here is a cage the dragon wears when he wants to feel cute.
We let those who love having the wealth more than the things wealth can obtain run society.
ʟᴜɪs ʜᴇʀɴᴀɴᴅᴇᴢ ⚡@beetlenaut.bsky.social · last wk.this is why we cant have nice things pay your artists, pay your craftsmen
The crazy part about being a dragon is that Kobolds just show up and start working. Like, they skip the job interview and go right to cave maintenance, picking up moss and shiny pebbles. And because they technically volunteer, I don’t even need to hire a KR (Kobold Resources) team!
Due to continuing stomach problems, there will be no stream today. Instead, you should watch @sharptheredmawile.bsky.social’s 24 hour stream! m.twitch.tv/sharptheredm...
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Unironically, if a business said “Use our app because if you use it, it makes your business between you & us instead if you, us, & Google” that would be a banger marketing strategy. Not a rewards program, not discounts, just swearing to NOT give/sell our data.
Just saying: if the world suddenly became furry, I want to see the family dynamic thrown into chaos. Like, "NO SON OF MINE WILL BE A DEER" or "Sweetie, you can't be a snake, you're making Jesus cry" or "I TOLD YOU BEING A WOLF WASN'T A PHASE, MOM! AWOOOOO"
Screw it. I don’t have much of a following, but why not? 1 like = 1 completely dull, mundane fact about me
ΘCCULTIC ΔCID 🌲@acidicoccultism.bsky.social · 2w ago1 like = 1 completely dull, mundane fact about me
They got a furry to play Agent 007. It takes place at a furry convention and we only know Bond’s fursuit. We don’t get a face reveal until the very end. The actor beneath the mask? Ashley Olsen. Mary Kate got stiffed
The Independent@the-independent.com · 2w agoJames Bond producer shares update on 007 casting: ‘It’s got to be really different’
