I hate to break this to you, Despicable Donnie, but not every American has the opportunity to steal $4 billion from the American people in 18 months. Like some would-be god-emperors we know.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 1h ago

Trump: "I saw a poll today on television that says, 'Donald Strump's polls on the economy aren't good.' The economy is the greatest economy we've ever had by far! They are fake polls."

I truly, truly want some MAGAt to say, "How can I subscribe to Lavatory Lurker? I keep getting punched every time I demand to inspect a person's genitals to make sure they're the sex they look like."

Miffythegamer@miffythegamer.bsky.social · 3h ago

Don’t forget to buy your copy!

Florida AG James Uthmeier is threatening Catholic school voucher funding unless they weaken their vaccine rules. Because nothing says "religious liberty" like holding money hostage until Catholic bishops accept the government’s theology. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/florida-ag...

Florida AG threatens to defund Catholic schools unless they loosen vaccination rules

James Uthmeier is leveraging taxpayer money to force his anti-vaccine beliefs on Catholic schools, which refuse to offer religious exemptions for required shots

friendlyatheist.com

Holy Hypocrite Mike Johnson is "standing behind" wife- and child-abuser Max Miller. "Everyone knows Joseph beat up Jesus and Mary regularly," Johnson said.

Ron Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 21h ago

This is why this is not just about Max Miller. It’s about “devout Christian” House Republican leadership who is standing with this guy because they crave power above all else. It’s the culture of MAGA and it comes straight from Trump. Vote them out.

When an eel bites your heel like a made cockatiel, that's a moray. When Space X hits the decks as an Oedipus wrecks, that's a moron.

Don't worry, Despicable Donnie's personal attorney is also planning to make abortion illegal even to save the life of the mother. Women are useless and irrelevant anyway, unless they're pretty, young bottle blondes who adore the Pedophile in Chief. Just ask any man in the Trump Regime.

@ffrf.org · yesterday

We urge senators and the public not to ignore Blanche’s un-American objective to transform the Justice Department into a vehicle for advancing religion. Read more ➡️ ffrf.us/4fPEutU

Despicable Donnie is "fighting a fraud crisis"? Sorry, James Donald Bowman, or James David Bowman, or James David Hamel, or whatever your name is: Despicable Donnie IS the fraud crisis.

Marlene Robertson🍁🇨🇦@marlenerobertson.bsky.social · 8h ago

“The president is fighting a fraud crisis.” Is this the same president who demanded IRS immunity and whose Capital One accounts were closed because of money laundering?

This clip shows Americans being arrested, cuffed, and perp-walked for the crime of exercising their constitutional rights.

Women’s March@womensmarch.com · 6h ago

🚨 HAPPENING NOW 🚨 Women's Marchers have been arrested in the Capitol for standing vigil for the people killed by ICE. #AbolishICE llustrations by @channeldraw

Have you noticed that Senator Lieu calls Despicable Donnie a child rapist or a pedophile every day, and Donnie has never once sued him for defamation?

M.K.McDaniels@mkmcdaniels.bsky.social · 21h ago

Not sure why everyone thinks Despicable Donnie is so bellicose. He's won the don't-call‐iit-a-war in Iran dozens of times. Maybe hundreds.

Wow, they had really impressive uniforms at Cadet Bonespur's reform school / military academy. But don't you think age 80 is a little old to still be a cadet at the New York Military Academy?

MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com · yesterday

Stolen valor from Mr. Bone Spurs. An insult to every man and woman who has worn the uniform.

The United States Treasury: An ATM for the Rich and Powerful

Having consistently called the candidate "Abdul El-Sayed," Trumpublicans are now suddenly calling him "Abdulrahman Mohamed El‐Sayed." I bet "barack ***HUSSEIN*** obama" understands. El-Sayed must be much more of a danger than Trumpublicans are willing to admit.

Schiff: "The president is entitled to his own views about me or anybody else. He is not entitled, however, to use the DOJ to go after his political opponents. The day we say that's ok and the day we confirm an AG who says that's ok is the day the rule of law becomes merely an unenforceable idea."

Isn't it interesting that no matter how much Senator Lieu talks about Despicable Donnie raping little girls, Donnie never sues Senator Lieu for defamation of character?

OzarkJack@ozarkjack.bsky.social · yesterday

You could have voted to impeach in January 2000. Instead, you voted for no witnesses and no documents to be allowed at trial. You are a failed person, Cornyn.

Rep. Max Miller: "Taking my toddler daughter to the ER because I broke my toddler daughter's collarbone was a contempt violation of our shared parenting plan." Me: And you, "Mister" Spouse and Child Abuser, are merely contemptible.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterday

Rep. Max Miller: "When I was reported for child abuse of my daughter for a broken collarbone, my daughter was in my ex-wife's care 9 out of the last 11 days and she took her to the emergency room, which is a contempt violation from our shared parenting plan."

honestly can't stress enough, as a former family law attorney, how depressingly common Max Miller's behavior and words are, right down to the petty fixation on custody procedure and rules when faced with allegations of shocking violence.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterday

Rep. Max Miller: "When I was reported for child abuse of my daughter for a broken collarbone, my daughter was in my ex-wife's care 9 out of the last 11 days and she took her to the emergency room, which is a contempt violation from our shared parenting plan."

You know you're old when you watch a TV commercial and think either "How ridiculous was THAT?" or "What the hell are they trying to sell me?"

Atheism asserts nothing. It only rejects the claims that no one can prove. I personally say, if God exists and God is love and God is all-powerful, why are there evil, suffering, and death? Why are children raped, and their rapist goes free because he is wealthy and powerful?

Buh-bye, Boozy!

Is it wrong of me to hope David Hearn sues the Trump Regime, and Donnie personally, for false arrest, bad-faith indictment, malicious prosecution, false imprisonment, libel, slander, abuse of process, intentional infliction of distress? Is it wrong to hope that Mr. Hearn is awarded $1.776 billion?

If a Trumpublican confirmed RFK, Bondi, Hegseth, Patel, & Noem, funded ICE, stood by while Trump hollowed out the [intelligence community], fired 1,000s, drained the Treasury, hijacked the country’s 250th, trashed the White House & Reflecting Pool — is Blanche really going to be THE LINE? C'mon.

U.S. doctors discover a link between the soaring numbers of measles and cyclosporiasis cases and Trumpublicans being gullible fvcking morons.

The highlight of Brainworm Bobby's interview with Dana Bash was when he got red in the face screaming that SHE was "flustered."

From this point, every time Iran defends itself from Me, America's first God-Emperor, I will order ONE WAR CRIME. Thank you for ignoring Me and asking a grown-up what to do. President DONALD J. PINOCCHIO, Convicted Felon, Adjudicated Rapist, and Jeffrey Epstein's BFF

Ron Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · yesterday

And yet, they keep doing it even after he made this post.

Honey, if Democrats were truly rigging the vote, the wealthy would pay their fair share, we'd have universal healthcare, gun control, & 6-month parental leave for both sexes, the minimum wage would be $24/hour, and Despicable Donnie would be selling time shares in New Jersey.

Senator Whitehouse is right.

Despicable Donnie, about last week's Reflecting Pool admission: "It WAS vandalism! It was, it was, it was! Vandalism! Intentional evil! Off with Jeanine's head! She's only licensed in New York anyway! It WAS vandalism! It was, it was, it was! I say so, so it's true!"