Captain Rainbow Princess Unicorn

@mycaptainplush.bsky.social

I like Lego and cats and dogs and sometimes my childlings. My pudendum was briefly famous one time on another app.

Starting to think our porch cat (not our cat, but sleeps on a chair on our porch a lot) is hosting Tinder hookups on our porch. Three different cats in the last few days, tonight it's a very handsome black kitty who is a bit scared of me but keeps returning and trying to get Porchy to leave.

Did not have "giant SUV t-boning our tiny Uber" on my bingo card. Ambulance and four hours in ED later Miss 10 and I are home and showered. Miss has a seatbelt bruise on her hip and I have a sore neck and shoulder. Uber driver had some cuts on his neck but will be fine.

Miss 10's BFF is staying for the weekend. Took them and the Lad to play minigolf. Cue meltdowns from BFF every hole because the Lad "shouldn't be better than me" Diplomatic Miss 10 explained the Lad learned from an expert (my Dad). An exhausting round. Having wine while they watch Spaceballs.