" That's what an axe murderer would say. " Sienna glances around the confined space shrugging. " I dunno. I walked. What about you, how'd you get so much blood on you? " It reeked, Sienna found it overwhelming the longer she focused on it. +

𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕀ℝ𝕆ℕ 𝙻𝚄𝙽𝙶.@thec0nvict.bsky.social · 6d ago

ᅠㅤᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ㅤᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ❝Me--? An axe murderer? Ya got the wrong guy. What are you doin' here ?❞ Such a cramped spot, it surely isn't helping with the convict's fear. But he's rather good at hiding said fear, at least for the time being . ᅠㅤᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ㅤᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ❝Seriously. How did you get here .❞

𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖍 𝖎𝖘 𝖓𝖔𝖙 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖊𝖓𝖉, 𝖘𝖜𝖊𝖊𝖙 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖌~.

" I'd literally stab someone for homemade Syrniki right now. Not even joking. "

" You're wallet dude! This is a stickup- "

♡.°• ESME HEADLEY 【 S-H 】@eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social · 4d ago

【 @mydogteeth.bsky.social 】 ❝ You want- what? ❞

" Cute pic of me " <3

" Probably nothin' important then. " The girl shrugs staring straight back at him. " You should keep ignoring it. "

❤︎ laetus fiore .@grievedcitrine.bsky.social · 2w ago

Laetus’ brows furrowed a bit as he stared at Sienna. “…Right,” he mumbled, “probably. Then, I dunno what’s up with the shit that goes on durin’ the night.”

Awoooo

" You can keep it pal! I'll just boost a new one. "

𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧@esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 5d ago

"I'll find you when I get the tarp baaaaack."

𝘐𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘐𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘴 𝘱𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘐𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘳𝘺𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘭 𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭

" Right. Bye now! "

𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧@esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 7d ago

"Im not axe murdering you im axe murdering them."

" I don't feel like getting ax murdered today. " " Check in tomorrow. "

𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧@esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 7d ago

"Hey they took your tarp and they took my plants."

" Ooookay. " " I'm gonna leave now- "

𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧@esperofthewoods.bsky.social · 7d ago

"No." And out comes his axe. "I think they are."

duck Expanding my library of reaction images (mostly working on brandy stuff.)

" Do you think I'm stupid? "

𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧@esperofthewoods.bsky.social · last wk.

"Ehhh, to one of those buildings with blacked out windows."

" Dude. Just tell me where they took it. "

𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧@esperofthewoods.bsky.social · last wk.

"It's also other federals."

" You said feds. " " Feds are cops you fuckin dingus. "

𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧@esperofthewoods.bsky.social · last wk.

"It's not cops."

" You mean *you're* gonna get it back. " " I'm not fighting the cops for a dumpster. "

𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧@esperofthewoods.bsky.social · last wk.

"Nah we're gonna get it back. I have problems with the feds."

" . . . " " What. " " Fuck it. I'll get a new tarp. "

𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧@esperofthewoods.bsky.social · last wk.

"Like, that way," points off to the distance, "said they needed it for some testing."

Sienna glances around starting to look nervous. " What the hell is natural about that? "

Ume Satou 📿 Corruption Event!@virtuousinsect.bsky.social · last wk.

Ume only frowned and glanced away. “…It is the natural order of things.” He doesn’t sound like he believes it, though.

" Bro doesn't know what McDonald's is. "

Max McCollum@eldritchcurator.bsky.social · last wk.

Prithee..what is a 'Mc-Donald'?

" Aw man. " " . . Did you see where they took it? "

𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧@esperofthewoods.bsky.social · last wk.

"I am being serious."

" No. Like. I'm serious dude. " 'Where is it? "

𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧@esperofthewoods.bsky.social · last wk.

"And I promise you I didn't steal it. I watched some feds take it."

" I promise you the feds don't want my dumpster. " " Come on dude I left my good tarp in there- "

𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧@esperofthewoods.bsky.social · last wk.

"I didnt take it the government did."

" You need to give my dumpster back!? "

𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧@esperofthewoods.bsky.social · last wk.

"... I didn't think of that." "Excuse me I need to go steal a dumpster for something."

" They have wheels. "

𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧@esperofthewoods.bsky.social · last wk.

"Because i could lift a dumpster all on my own?"

" No. " " But you like the kind of person to steal a dumpster. "

𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧@esperofthewoods.bsky.social · last wk.

"Do I look like the government?"

" It was you wasn't it? "

𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧@esperofthewoods.bsky.social · last wk.

"The government."

" Who the fuck switched my trashcan with a slightly worse trashcan?? "

" Dude. " " You're talking about letting monster's eat people? " Her voice cracks, Sienna gives him a side long stare like he's stupid.

Ume Satou 📿 Corruption Event!@virtuousinsect.bsky.social · 2w ago

“Hm.” Ume eyed her for a moment, a frown on his thin lips. “How? Explain it to me.”