Mye

@myemye.bsky.social

(she/they/he) Non-binary person in their 30s. Lover of impossibly big breasts, buttocks, and cocks. Yes, I wear prosthetics. 🔞 Do NOT interact if you are under 18.

If I ever criticize anyone for mixing metric and imperial units of measure, please remind me that I have a very specific topic in which I will always think in imperial units, and that's cock sizes

A dude on Reddit started dming me and then asked (1) a dump of ALL the pictures I’ve ever taken, (2) custom videos to cater his own kinks, (3) talking about his non-con fantasies involving me. Jeeeeeez. I guess that’s why the amateur scene in the age of social media is dead

Do I really have an exhibitionism fetish, or am I just daydreaming about being seen as I indulge in my kinks, because of my strong need to express them in real life with other people?

The internet is getting to the point where it no longer feels fun to use. I got slapped with this shit earlier and had to get around it using a VPN simply to post this what the fuck are we doing

Bluesky's "Age Assurance" page: "Hey there! You are accessing Bluesky from a region that legally requires us to verify your age before allowing you to access the app. If you believe your birthdate is incorrect, you can update it by clicking here."

In an info box: "For organizational accounts, use the birthdate of the person who is responsible for the account."

In a big blue button with a shield icon: "Verify now"

Underneath: "Age assurance only takes a few minutes"

In another info box underneath that: "Is your location not accurate? Tap here to update your location with GPS."

At the end it's signed with Bluesky's logo, and underneath it a small text: "To log out, click here. Or if you'd prefer, you can delete your account."

EXTREMELY rare fully topless pic for funzies/reminder that I have these things professionally and there’s ways to see this kind of stuff all the time 😏

Taking part actively to a kink scene as an asexual person, or even just as a low-libido person, is tough as your horniness level does not match other people’s, and you feel like you have to manage their expectations whenever they ping you

Reddit’s super-mega-incredibly-intelligent age estimation software thought that my 14-year-old nsfw account may belong to someone under 18, and made me confirm my age via iOS

I had a dream that I was living with two or three housemates, and one of them was wearing a gigantic fake cock, even in public. I wanted to ask him about it, but before I could do that he asked me if he could have some of the tiramisu I had in the fridge… and he ate all of it. I was super annoyed