Kiane (pronounce like the pepper)
@myhobbyisboy.bsky.social
Oh i'm not little. my mom says that everybody's eyeballs are just born the wrong way so i appear short to the untrained spectpotater. ic: https://www.tumblr.com/karakt/770164976087433216/pizzazz-game-bachelors?source=share
mfs reply with “😭😭” and then -- mmmfgh! Wait we cant ... we are both girls! Mmmgh ~ !
Wow, looks like that is all the time we have for jokes today! You can fill out a feecdback card on your way out, but please do not write hurtful things as las t time somebody did that i cried for 11 hours.
Alright, yeah, okay, yeah, just go ahead and take a photo, yeah. JUst.... just go right ahead and take a photo of a total stranger. And then just... you just put it in your pocket. OKay, cool. Yeah. Okay.
- Wow, we have an MC? - I hope it'ssomeone cool and famous! - It is Sensei! - I understand. I will never wish for anything again.
- Wow, we have an MC? - I hope it'ssomeone cool and famous! - It is Sensei! - I understand. I will never wish for anything again.
- (shuffles jokes cards) ahem MAle giraffes can grow up to 18 feet tall!! - THAT IS A FUN. FACT. IT'S NOT A JOKE SENSEI!!!!!!! THEY ARE TOO DIFFERETN THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- I on the other hand have been disappointed by you many times as the breadwinner of our tiny disfunctional family! - You dont have a physical body! - YET I STILL FEEL HUNGER, SORROW AND JOY! - Alright i dont need to deal with this right now
Oh i'm not little. my mom says that everybody's eyeballs are just born the wrong way so i appear short to the untrained spectpotater.
Six sdevennnnnn [INNER KIANE: I thoguht about killing you twoday]
I candownalod milfs........ The intdrnet is...... truley bueatiful..... snifles......
// if inner kiane was where she was Supposed to be i might've done a reaction like this video but after seeing this bit again genuinely Nothing could beat the comedic timing of this
[INNER KIANE: this is like the secodn time this month roobits been called gay] Imean she is thouguh right? [INNER KIANE: Third time]
- It is diary about my hatred of you people! Im on volume 27! - Am I in it? - Yes
// flower sensei song came on while listening to the soundtrack and i genuinely went to cover my ears (wearing headphones)
- Wow, we have an MC? - I hope it'ssomeone cool and famous! - It is Sensei! - I understand. I will never wish for anything again.
[INNER KIANE: Im telepathetic too] Wow!! What am i thingking of right now [INNER KIANE: ███ █████████ ████] . Wow! Shes right!
- What does MC even stand for, anyway? Macaronis???? - so ive been thinkign about killing myself latley
Whatdyou need all these magazines FOR anyway, Mr. Arim? I get the computer and nerdy stuff, but... "FEMUR WEEKLY?" "EVIL DIGEST?" "NOT A MAGAZINE, JUST A PRINTED ALL-CAPS ADMISSION I'M MAILING TO MYSELF OF ALL MY PREVIOUS CRIMES?" These seem pretty suspectious to ME Mr. Arimnaes.
ADN shes good with kids!! Wow! [INNER KIANE: Franjky I dont think you should be allowed to reproduce at all but whatever]