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I've lost my purple hat. Represented by: Apple Crumble 🫱🏻🫲🏿 Chapati I dance better than the other dads. Non-fic lover 📚 Fantasy, Crime🚨, Romantacy ❤️🐉. #Escapism #MinisterOfEnjoyment 🔴⚪️ #Assna #Bergkamp #Nobigots
This is shocking. "The injunction was supposed to prevent harassment [of Brand], but it went well beyond that. It prohibits Ms Berki from telling anyone what she says happened to her – not journalists, not friends, not family, and not even the police." taxpolicy.org.uk/2026/11/07/r...
Russell Brand’s secret injunction: the order that silenced his accuser
The never-published High Court order Russell Brand won in 2015: a lifelong gag on his accuser, Sylvie Berki, that bars her even from speaking to the police.
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Sticky toffee pudding for breakfast because I have Free Will and I'm not afraid to use it.
A truck carrying $11.4 million in Nvidia hardware disappeared after leaving Oakland, as organized cargo thieves increasingly target expensive computer equipment destined for the data centers powering the AI boom. sfist.com/2026/11/05/m...
More Than $11 Million In Nvidia Hardware Stolen From Truck That Left Oakland
A truck carrying $11.4 million in Nvidia hardware disappeared after leaving Oakland, as organized cargo thieves increasingly target expensive computer equipment destined for the data centers powering…
sfist.com
Broadcasters and journalists asking how Russell Brand was able to get away with what he did for so long? Because they were men and women who facilitated his behaviour. He’s gone and good riddance, but those men and women still remain doing what they’re doing.
Nov 5th - On bonfire night, Moses and his crew prevented an alien invasion. 📽️📅 Attack the Block (2011)
To Preston today…. The Horrockses Fashions exhibition at the Harris Museum (truly delightful) followed by a ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ lunch at SpudBros - delicious!!
He was also allowed to stand and was elected as a councillor after he was arrested. I fully expect ReFUK to claim he pulled a James McMurdock and didnt declare it to them
New from me on Political Sandbox: Chain Reaction I’ve just published a 1,000-question quiz book. One unbroken chain. Every answer is the next question. I think it’s the longest ever made. It started as a side project that got out of hand... https://politicalsandbox.substack.com/p/chain-reaction
Yemen, one of the poorest nations in the world is defending itself, knocking drones and missiles out of the sky, with $100 technology. Go Yemen! Go Iran!
Patrick Stewart was a true gentleman and class act. Years ago my first job was at a talent agency in LA. I had to fax him sides in England. So I dialed the number and waited to hear the fax pick up. Instead I heard a voice I knew very well. It was the middle of the night there and I’d woken him.
I don’t have an issue with this unless it’s women like Laura Ingram, Megyn Kelly, Kemi, Braverman, Patel, Charles side piece Camilla, then it’s a hard no.
Full-time: Alessia Russo 3-0 Benfica ✅ First Champions League hat-trick ✅ Became the leading English goalscorer in the competition (23 goals in 32 games) ✅ Wore the captain's armband ✅ Nine goals in seven for club and country 🏴 With Sarina Wiegman watching in the stands
Fish & chips with kachumbari on the side. Now, if thats not assimilating I don't know what is.
A halfway line seat for Arsenal Women v Benfica in the Champions League at Meadow Park- coverage to come for the Gooner
Adult entertainment shop owner sorry for the Buzzcocks
Dyslexic typesetter sorry for the byrds and the beatles. Overzealous proofreader sorry for the birds and the beetles.
Organisers of heavy metal concert in Zambian national park sorry for def leppard