PHASE the BEAR
@mysticcavezone.bsky.social
BATHED IN MOONLIGHT - KNOCKING OUT DAYLIGHTS
you know what, that's my bad and i'm sorry. c'mere, eat these brownies. you haven't seen eraserhead before right. really good movie for this
SKITTER the SCARAB@lostoasiszone.bsky.social · last yr.Skitter can feel Skitter's carapace shedding. Skitter doesn't like that!!!
I'm going to allow this because I also want to see how it goes.
Is anyone in this business for the board racing or is this just like adrenaline junkie tinder
No. I don't remember that at all. I'm not giving you the credit for my muscle either. It's bad enough you're taking up space in my head.
STREAM the SALMON@sockeyespecter.bsky.social · last yr.What, don’t you remember? <sound of pool balls clacking> how you went on an awesome adventure, and you found me half-dead, so you absorbed me into your soul which is why you got all buff and stuff ?
I've never told you I love you at all. I don't even know how you got in here.
STREAM the SALMON@sockeyespecter.bsky.social · last yr.Okay, well. You could have picked any river way to tell me that you don’t love me anymore, Phase.
We didn't leave anyone behind. Our homebase is in the same cave it's always been. I'm just not anyone's babysitter, those two can take care of themselves.
I was under the impression you'd flown away and got lost somewhere.
ZEPHYR the CONURE !@whimsicalwinds.bsky.social · last yr.WHIIIIRLLL, PHAAAASEE! I'm finally here you guys! . . . Wheredideveryonego-- :D
Then you will learn my name from the top of the leaderboard. If you have no more questions, I've got sets to run, hunting to do. [Waving dismissively.]
DUPE the MALWARE@eggbossneo.bsky.social · last yr.Ah! so you and Whirl (who I practically have FLOODS of data on...) are a team, then? interesting, interesting. Mmmaybe you WILL see me there. maybe you will.
(( originally i was gonna go with another bair or maybe an animal that forms symbiotic relationships with bears but i realized it would be REALLY funny if it was a salmon.
Not any that *I've* created, anyway. If it weren't for my arrangement with the sea dweller, I'd have kept it that way. It's none of your concern, unless you're meeting me on the track.
DUPE the MALWARE@eggbossneo.bsky.social · last yr.... I'm gonna be real, I actually have NO idea who you are. soooo secretive! not even a digital footprint!
|| im imagining tfs piccolo for phase's voice and it's making everything funnier
I know you know that's not the right word
DUPE the MALWARE@eggbossneo.bsky.social · last yr.There are extreme gear racists on my timeline my gods
Kh! It's about *time*. You can consider your challenge met, Whirl. [He's already got Feral Moonlight hinged on the back of his shoulder armor, taking it to his side.] Choose your burial ground.
WHIRL!@whirlpooler.bsky.social · last yr.Ugh. Fine. Since you're not dying anytime soon, wanna go for a few laps? Bet I could beat you outta 3.
Your priorities being so skewed are why that PB'll stay that way. No slacking!
WHIRL!@whirlpooler.bsky.social · last yr.I was planning on trying to beat my PB today, but I'unno! The attention's been preeeetty nice. Might linger in it a little longer, who knows.
You literally used your sea bunny mind control
WHIRL!@whirlpooler.bsky.social · last yr.Look man I didn't tell him to do that he did that because he wanted to
|| my muse to start writing my self-serious grouch character happens to intersect with my insatiable urge to join in on shitposting
