I can’t believe that my newest comment that’s doing numbers on TikTok is about eating aquarium rocks… 😒
Mystic Orca
@mysticorca.bsky.social
He/Him 🏳️🌈 The Optimistic Orca! ΔΘ 🐬Phin First and Furry second. 💡The Light of Knowledge, 🌳The Beauty of Nature, 🌎The Love of Each Other. ❗️Fan of furry and furry-adjacent kink material🧪
When you aren’t sure if the rumbling sound is thunder or your stomach…
Putting a space witch on the crew is one of my favorites things about Strange New Worlds.
It’s funny how camping one night has completely rewired my brain. I don’t want to be on social media. I don’t want to be on the internet. I don’t want to be inside. I don’t even want the same food I’ve been eating.
So in that dream where you wake up in an underwater research lab as a dolphin, how do you get away from the doctor who will turn you back into a human if he catches you? Oh… I’m the only one that has that dream? That’s odd…
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.
Man in Pool with Inflatable Orcas - Orcinus Orca
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Diz Foley@dizfoley.bsky.social · last mo.If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.
I quit Magic years ago, but I could see myself buying these… Gizmo: I don’t get it! How is a whale bigger than the Enterprise? Me: I can think of a way… Gizmo: WITHOUT using orca technology!
Had a rare transformation themed dream last night, this time starring @pheagleadler.bsky.social. Started off with turning a bunch of guys into very large blobs. Then when caught the attention of an enchantress who turned Pheagle and into a centaur. It got kinda messy (there was an udder involved.)
Without saying your age, what’s your favorite movie that came out when you were 18?
Howl's Moving Castle: Magical Dance
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Bengalo Tiger@bengal0.tigr.dad · 2mo agoWithout saying your age, what’s your favorite movie that came out when you were 18?
I had a dream that I had inflatable breasts and now I have to go to work burdened with this knowledge.
We went to the Nauticus museum in Norfolk in the early 2000s. The most amazing exhibit played blue whale recordings- I had never heard that before. I spent years trying to find some afterwards but had no luck. Fast forward to today when I can find so many blue whale videos that I just scroll past.
Sometimes when I don’t understand a thing I just tell myself it’s because I’m really an orca in disguise and there are still human things that i just don’t get.
The problem with a witch casting an egg-laying curse on you in the furry world is that it’s so common that it’s not considered a valid reason to call out of work. In the real world, it’s such a rare condition that nobody believes you and it’s still not considered a valid reason to call out of work.
I just wished I could cool off, I didn’t know I had grabbed an enchanted water bottle! Art by @Ageaus.bsky.social
When you start leaking from the udder that you didn’t even have 5 minutes ago…
Hello, Dr. Beverlies Crusher. I mean! Hello, my Lego self-insert character with Dr. Crusher and Post-Jellico Counselor Troi.
If you had ✨ANIMORPH powers✨ and could turn into animals you've had tactile contact with, what would be your Top 5? (Only those you've been in contact with IRL though, as per Animorph rules!) 1- Orca <Of course!> 2- Bottlenose Dolphin 3- Grey Tiger-Striped Cat <Tucker> 4- Horse 5- Boa Constrictor
Diz Foley@dizfoley.bsky.social · 3mo agoIf you had ✨ANIMORPH powers✨ and could turn into animals you've had tactile contact with, what would be your Top 5? (Only those you've been in contact with IRL though, as per Animorph rules!) 1. Border Collie (let's gooooooo) 2. Crow 3. Camel 4. Sika deer 5. Cow Sure lotta ungulates. 🤔
“Ugh, why aren’t I happy?” -What are you doing for fun? "The Internet?” -Does that make you happy? "...No?” -What used to make you happy? "…Legos?” -Then turn off the Internet and go build some Legos. Maybe put on some music or a Saturday morning cartoon while you’re at it.