I made him do the dishes that day

MythMaestro@mythmaestro.bsky.social · last mo.

#sizesky making a living as a top tier house cleaner for rich folks not due to your rates but because every time you’re hired you shrink them down and make them serve you until you either drain them financially or get bored and use their phones to leave a perfect review on yourself before

It did just dawn on me I should probably have this pinned on my account but you can check out my stories here of the size and tf variety archiveofourown.org/users/MythMa...

My partner is dating me for a reason And it's cause I'm not afraid put a man where he belongs On his kness

Thinking about that time I picked a guy up by his collar and yelled in his face before throwing him back in his seat while all his friends sat around him staring before walking back to my friends. Him and all his friends were suddenly real nice to me after that

Said no, then wouldn't buy me food when I got sad about it

Let me bite you I promise I'll be gentle <3 @mythmaestro.bsky.social

Gonna make partner lick the little people off my feet or smth so he remembers his place Cause my feet got sweaty in my boots and it's like 100 outside #sizesky @mythmaestro.bsky.social

It's too outside for this

BOYFRIEND HATES ME SO MUCH DOESNT EVEN REMEMBER GIVING ME HEAD BUT REMEMBERS JACKING OFF IN MY UNDERWEAR YESTERDAY .......what the hell dude @mythmaestro.bsky.social

@mythmaestro.bsky.social We are toxic yuri

Never seen a man more excited for summer than my fiancee realizing I don't like being sweaty and will start removing layers

WHO THE FUCK KNAWED A HOLD THROUGH MY SOCK AND SHOE

Bags of people shaped gushers #sizesky

Pervert fiancee wants to hear me pee over the phone

Ever since my partner went to go visit his parents my water cup has been empty I know what he's into, he must've taken the little water gnome that keeps my water cup full #sizesky

Puts a bunch of tinys in one of these foot baths and they act like those fish that eat dead skin at the spa #sizesky

The man is yapping autisticly gonna shrink him down and swallow him so every time I open my mouth you can hear his muffled info dumps #sizesky @mythmaestro.bsky.social

Why is there a tiny shaped sticky spot on my leg #sizesky

Relationships are 50/50 He buys me everything I want and I let him pick where he gets trapped when I shrink him down #sizesky

I dyed my hair for Valentine's Day had some nice little boy pins to hold my hair in place during They did such a good job what a shame they went missing when I was washing it out in the shower #sizesky

Put a popcorn kernel in his pee hole any time he thinks about kids Call it inseedmation

I'm tired of cleaning, gonna stream and count it at socializing

I think the tiny I took with me to work fell out of my pocket at some point #sizesky

Sitting in his lap to drop his guard so I can read his stories to him out loud then biting him for trying to escape my loving grasp @mythmaestro.bsky.social Tehe

I got a job at a local coffee shop Bad customers get dropped into the good customers cups for extra protein #sizesky

Turns my fiancee into a gummy bear to chew on him #tfsky

Who needs a dog when you have a leash and an obedient fiancee

Turning my willing fiancee into a foot rest after getting home from work while I've been sitting on the couch all day doomscrolling #tfsky

The bugs sleep on my butt so peacefully ... Time to disturbed the peace #sizesky

Gonna throw a handful of tinys into the snow with some bird seed For science #sizesky