Mz Dela Florez
@mzdelaflorez.bsky.social
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Today X is nothing but clips and commentary about some girl named Tate McRae who is apparently a really big pop star. ...this is literally the first time I've ever heard that name 🤷🏼♀️
Waking and baking at noon just doesn't hit like getting zooted at 7am 😕
I do not like this current sleep schedule my body has me on where I fall asleep at 4am and wake up at noon 🫤
I hate everything about this 🥴 The only thing this gets you is blocked.
Google/ youtube solidifying thought crimes as a real thing. Just like Twitch did years ago with "if someone can imagine you are naked you ARE naked and bannable" whether it was wearing strapless top or a female vtuber joking being naked Big tech wants to ban you for OTHER PEOPLE'S "thought crimes"
Sam Cole@samleecole.bsky.social · 5d agoby YT's logic, if someone can feasibly get a boner from your content, or from any content you make anywhere ever, you're done. anyway, I'm tapping the egg yolk sign again www.404media.co/egg-yolk-pop...
(Because I was just at an Asian Night Market 😅)
Mz Dela Florez@mzdelaflorez.bsky.social · 4d agoI smell like squid skewers
Just passed an LED billboard and it was just displaying the temperature, time, and a big graphic showing the current moon phase 🥹 My little witch heart is so happy 💞
I'd love to find a food festival that had tasting sizes for like $5. It's fucking stupid to be at a fest for trying a bunch of food, but every booth gives you a full entree portion. Also, I'd love to find a food festival that actually had good food. Why is it all so overpriced AND mid 😫
On My way to Asian Night Market 🏃🏼♀️ The young Indian Uber driver is playing a wicked 90s pop mix. I told him I like his music choice. He laughed. Said it's a Spotify playlist called "English Car Ride". 😂 There's still time to cover My fest eats... throne.com/mzdelaflorez #femdom #foodie #findom
I just cannot bring myself to watch porn where men are basically pillow princesses laying there while the Woman does all the work. I get that porn is primarily for men's fantasies. But I think the fantasy should just be them getting any kind of access to Women at all 🤷🏼♀️
As a chronically ill person, I fucking hate goal setting & accomplishment lists. I just honestly despise them.
This is VERY bad. Congressional investigation immediately. They’re trying to use Palantir to figure out who you voted for. 0% chance this ends well. Stop it ASAP.
Exclusive: FBI gets voter's IP address in new fraud probe tactic
The move offers a glimpse into how authorities are now digging into voter rolls and registration practices.
axios.com
A hill I will die on is that a low "body count" is a red flag in a man. Its extremely common for Canadians to make it to uni before they do much more than heavy petting. 21y/o virgins abound. In slutty Floridia you were weird if you made it to 16 a virgin.
I legitimately have no idea what my "body count" is. Some people say you have to count oral sex. Other say it only counts if you cum. Makes me feel like Schrodinger's Slut 😆 And then theres the fact that apparently most adults only have like 4 partners their entire life 🫠 (Skill issue, yikes!)
In case you missed it, YouTube is deleting accounts that have linktrees that funnel people to adult platforms, regardless of what you're posting on your YouTube channel. So if you have a YT, and your links have NSFW sites in them...go change that immediately.
Sam Cole@samleecole.bsky.social · 5d agoa bunch of popular ASMR artists lost their channels forever this week, after YouTube cited them for violating terms against "sexually gratifying" content: www.404media.co/youtube-asmr...
Happy Saturday! Let's manifest ✨️ #findom #manifestation
Good boy! 🥰 Now My content production upgrade is almost complete! ...but there's still a few items waiting to be cleared off My Throne 👀 Be a good payslut and grab those for Goddess 💋 throne.com/mzdelaflorez #femdom #findom #milf #kink
Alexander Skarsgard playing a wicker man (made by Peter Dinklage) that fucks the living shit out of the woman he was made for? Uh...take my money and shove that movie straight into my holes please!
When you buy a mobile filmmaking course from a creator whose style you love, only to find all the lectures are just an AI-clone of them reading AI scripts, and almost all the info in it is already freely available on their YouTube 🫠 I don't know why I keep buying creator courses 😒
