emily dylan 👾

@nachobra.bsky.social

Hello, internets! I'm am emily!!! I’m am a an cartoon comics drawer extraordinaire!! oh, it’s true! :~) 32, she/her, tex-ASS. art: cooloffkidkilowatt.tumblr.com

news headlines should have a colored ball next to them. green means good news & red is bad news. so if you see the ball color you can just know whehther the news is good or bad. & you can make an Informed Decision, if you should read it.

whenever I don’t enjoy queer music (jane remover, xiu xiu, carseat headseat, etc) I feel a little bit like I am being Evil. or rather, I feel like I’m *supposed to* like this music, so when I don’t I’m like “am I doing something wrong”

I think the scariest five nights at freddys character is probably the bear-shaped one. because he is shopossed to be a force for joy, & positivity. but instead he uses his powers, for evil…

dude I’ve been feeling g00d this past week & it’s all thanks to the power of estrogen injection! probably. it has only been a week, I may need to wait until I have more data before I can make such claims…

I hate these tests, it drives me crazy how vague the questions can be. like, I feel empathy for other people & all that shit, but I find it difficult to actually DO anything because I don’t know what that thing IS & I’m terrified of doing the WRONG thing. how does that map onto the question???

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I took the cat-q test again today, I guess to hold myself accountable & make sure I’m not faking anything, & my score is 3 points lower than it was 2 years ago! 🤔 yeah, because THAT makes total sense…

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I was going to record a video where I rambled about those french fry memes in a needlessly verbose manner for roughly 1-2 minutes, cause that shit is funny to me. but I don’t feel like speaking with my talkvoice right now, so I won’t. I offer this simple “selfie” in its stead…

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i was talking to my mom the other day & she said the word "graped" instead of "raped". she loves tiktok so idk if it just naturally seeped into her vocabulary or if she got the impression it's a Nicer word to use -> ->