Under my administration thigh pimples will be abolished
Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition)
@nafinstabs.bsky.social
the worlds horniest shitposter. very gay and queer. daddy presenting boy. almost certainly posting from the toilet. no ai or cogsuckers. mid-missouri. transphobes and racists get blocked on sight. he/him. 18+
I need fat Russell Crowe to lie on top of me
The stupid fucking amendments I canvassed against didn’t pass and the city councilor I canvassed for won! I’m ridin that high tonight! Got a couple days and then it’s back to pounding the pavement until November
I had my slow cooker set on warm instead of high for the last 3 hours. I think I’ve solved that problem. Then I snapped an important piece off my food processor and couldn’t figure out the how to order a new one with my warranty. Today is not going as planned 😔
On Sniffies making sure all the gays in my area go vote today
Timothée Chalamet Indiana Jones reboot
I love finding people I know irl on hookup apps saying they’re “straight curious”. Girl, I know for a fact you’re a full blown f-slur
Would anti-vaxxers take a vaccine for the woke mind virus?
A blanket that doesn’t get wrapped around your foot and cause you to try to kick it off but you just get more tangled up and then you have a complete sensory overload and die
How had I not heard of Murderbot??????
One of the most effective way to bring people into the left is to attack their lack of formal education. Nothing brings someone to your side faster than calling them stupid
I love supporting the local Mexican grocery store but I wish I didn’t have to go all the way across town just to get 12” tortillas
Batman would be a lot more impressive if he were poor
So many people are getting absolutely railed in this picture
If Andy doesn’t chase Miranda through the streets of Milan on a Vespa I’m going to burn this place to the ground
I want to watch the Devil Wears Prada 2 and simultaneously don’t want to watch the Devil Wears Prada 2. Please advise.
The mullet is actually a functional working class haircut. It helps keep the sun off your neck. Therefore making fun of mullets is classism actually
Does anyone know the deep lore of bear face? Was it presented to some cub by the daddy in the lake like Excalibur to Arthur?
Reminds me of the time I asked a friend if he was hanging in there and he said “I’d like to be hanging somwhere”
Star Lure@starlarbu.bsky.social · last wk.my responses to being asked about my grief over my father's death
Best film adaptation of the Odyssey, wrong answers only
Fantastic M. Fox@mrfox.bsky.social · last wk.Best film adaptation of the Odyssey, wrong answers only
That Popeye movie with Willem Defoe is weird. Interesting choice having Robert Pattinson play Olive Oyl
Bad Janet farts are an incredible running gag
Thinking about if the poop cruise had been a gay cruise
A 2 oz CUP OF RANCH IS NOT ENOUGH FOR 6 CHICKEN STRIPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I implore everyone to just not answer your door if you don’t want to talk to the stranger that knocked on it. It’s so much better for all involved if you just ignore us rather than be hostile
I want to start composting but my only food waste is pizza crusts