If @countbinface.bsky.social wins the by-election, we promise to go to @clactononsea.bsky.social. Any suggestions as to what we should do there?
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🎺 NAFO Orchestra 🎶 Article 5, but it’s jazz and black metal 🪖 Shitposting with brass & strings We make strategically questionable music videos nobody asked for, but everyone needs. 🎼 New videos dropping on YouTube http://www.youtube.com/@NAFO_orchestra
🚨 New release: Jailhouse Fock 🎸 Turns out "Top G" sounds a little different when your loudest flex is surviving a neighbor who screams all night. No commissary. No visitors. Plenty of rock 'n' roll.
At this point, our hit Moscovia Burns needs automatic updates. We simply can’t keep up with all the Wildberries warehouses catching fire. 🔥🎼 youtu.be/00zqFWMwM0o?...
Moscovia Burns (Rock version)🔥🐕🎶 – NAFO Orchestra strikes again
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Rubio should play our song about the horseface from the Kremlin on repeat youtu.be/YPlNYAWoEUc?...
The Crooked Horse of the Kremlin 🍺 | NAFO Orchestra – Zhytomyr Sessions
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No, we won't pretend. This is the Lindsey Graham we remember: a politician who folded when it mattered most. Principles that disappear under pressure aren't principles at all. Watch the clip and judge for yourself.
Military careers don't always blossom. Some end exactly where the sunflowers grow. 🌻 🎵 Sunflower – the latest song from our upcomming album "ruzzian Stories". youtu.be/e_DZ8YGleIY?...
🌻Sunflower 🌻 - NAFO Orchestra
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New NAFO Orchestra / DJ Fella drop! 🚨 A song about FIFA, corruption, disappearing red cards, and... certain people who always seem to get extra time. 😇⚽ Tonight DJ Fella is cheering for Belgium. 🇧🇪 And to our American fellas: sorry, but it's f&%g DJT youtu.be/Q7mbQcyfORU?...
🎵 NAFO Orchestra – Welcome to the Infantile World Cup 🎵
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People say our drummer is only a mediocre drummer. That’s simply unfair. He’s also a pretty decent grill master. Today’s band rehearsal ended with homemade shashlik. 🍢 Recipe in the comments. Now it’s your turn: Post your best shashlik photo below!
BREAKING: The Kremlin's most overworked briefcase finally tells its side of the story. 💼🎸 NAFO Orchestra – Smells Like State Secret Contains classified emissions. youtu.be/nlnWlQu6nPk?...
💼NAFO Orchestra – Smells Like State Secret (Official Music Video) | The World's Worst Briefcase Job
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Live from Tuzly Lagoon! 🦩🎧 DJ Fella finally met Ukraine's most famous flamingos. The feathered ones... and the ones with a tendency to surprise unwanted visitors. Huge thanks to jpod.shop for sponsering the awesome T-shirt! 💙💛
NAFO Orchestra presents: Ivanov Windows now on YouTube 🪟 Engineered for Russian generals and CEOs up to 140 kg. Field-tested under extreme gravity. Buy 3 windows and get a complimentary box of Ivanov Premium Tea. 🍵 youtu.be/dLnMfJaOpFA?...
It’s Falling Men – Premium Windows for “Unexpected Departures” | NAFO Orchestra
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DJ Fella crossed the border into Mordor to premiere his latest hit: Njetsolina. 🎧⛽ Fuel is rationed. Prices are sky-high. The Lada queue is approximately 17 kilometers long. At least the soundtrack is fire. 🔥🐕🇺🇦
Both «Bonk You» and «Crimea Beach Party» have now passed 1 k views on YouTube. To celebrate, we’re donating 2,000 UAH to FENIX. This project is now financially unsustainable. We politely ask everyone to stop watching our videos. Otherwise, we may be forced to get a real job.
Ukraine Recovery Conference in Gdańsk this week. Politicians and experts discuss reconstruction. DJ Fella supports Polish-Ukrainian friendship through the universal language of questionable folk EDM. Live from Pan Kotowski. 🇵🇱🤝🇺🇦🐕🎧😎
Oh, by the way. Moscovia Burns is now available on streaming services near you. Perfect timing, as always. Both the rock and blues versions.
🎵 New release: I Will Probably Catch a Grenade for You 🎵 A heartfelt letter from a ruzzian soldier in a muddy trench to the future widow who forgot his birthday, sold his fishing gear, and hasn't answered a text in six months. youtu.be/QXdvn62OnQA?...
NAFO Orchestra – I Will Probably Catch a Grenade for You 💌💥 | russian Trench Love Song
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Плюс is now available on Spotify. Dedicated to everyone waiting at home for a Ukrainian hero, hoping to receive a “+” from their loved one. You may dislike AI music. But sometimes it can make something so beautiful that it brings grown men to tears. open.spotify.com/album/5flOwp...
Плюс - Single by NAFO Orchestra | Spotify
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Live from Maidan Nezalezhnosti, DJ Fella presents his latest cultural exchange initiative: 🎶 putin khuilo 🎶 Diplomats remain unavailable for comment.
After years of intensive research into bonking, NAFO Orchestra reluctantly presents: 🎺 Keep Calm and Bonk On – NAFO Orchestra Greatest Bonks 🎺 A carefully curated collection of our finest bonks, questionable decisions, and highly unnecessary musical adventures.
🎬 New video out now! "This Is The Way" by NAFO Orchestra has landed on YouTube. We gave our video producer free paws and told him to get creative. He responded by discovering transition effects and using approximately all of them. youtu.be/elNeizPVALQ?...
🎙️ THIS IS THE WAY | NAFO Orchestra's Big Band Swing Spectacular 🐕🎷
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🚨 New deployment! 🚨 NAFO Orchestra presents, with varying degrees of confidence: 🎵 Rest and Recuperation for Fellas Returning from Special Bonking Operations The official soundtrack for fellas attempting to recover from Special Bonking Operations. open.spotify.com/album/6QYrTG...
Rest and Recuperation for Fellas Returning from Special Bonking Operations - Album by NAFO Orchestra | Spotify
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👑🐕 To all the Bonking Queens out there... you know who you are. 😉 NAFO Orchestra proudly presents your official anthem: "Bonking Queen" — now live on YouTube! 🎶 "Bonking Queen" is featured on the upcoming album "Keep Calm and Bonk On", landing on Spotify this Sunday. youtu.be/9C0vpzNMJes?...
🎶🪩 NAFO ORCHESTRA – Bonkin Queen 🪩🎶
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Summer Tour 2026 by NAFO Orchestra’s own DJ Fella is now live on Spotify! Featuring the previously unreleased “putin khuilo”. The only thing missing is a music video. DJ Fella is standing by for deployment, but we need suggestions for a location. open.spotify.com/album/2L8gVz...
DJ Fella Summer Tour 2026 - EP by NAFO Orchestra | Spotify
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Fellas, it is soon 5 PM and it's time to start bonking. Need some music for the mission? NAFO Orchestra has you covered. Our new track "Bonkin' 5 to 9" is out now! Work hard. Bonk harder. 🐕🔨 youtu.be/fdgYoIM9rNA?...
🎵☕ BONKING 5 TO 9 | NAFO Orchestra 🎻 | Bonking Hard or Hardly Bonking?
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