Me: Why don't you just buy a bigger desk NPR: It's... that's not the point Me: It's only tiny because you bought a tiny one
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software engineer | "that one kotlin girl" | iβm just a cat ααα’ π | cat mom (Lucy(white) and Lily(black))
Tiktok is actually the best app Not just social media app In general Better than calculator
Heard some weird noises and went to investigate and found Lucy playing with this huge moth and it's so gross and idk what to do π
This 1899 clip of a little girl and her cat is the oldest surviving cat footage on film, just 4 years after the Lumiere brothers invented cinema. Now colorized and speed corrected.
Guys do NOT sleep on flavoured dates I've been losing my mind over these by Dave & Jon's and yesterday I found some by a norwegian brand flavoured with cocoa and peanuts and they're so fucking good They're not overly sweet like the real thing would be! Incredible stuff
Catsitting my neighbour's cat and I don't know how to tell them that he's my son now
I can't imagine what it must be like to live like this. To look at this and just think "wow neat!!" π it pisses me off! Why is your first thought not "someone would use this to rape and murder me"? It's not fair!! π
:3 had a great long weekend with my boyfriend Will see him again in 50 days
Eby: "I feel sorry for Americans. If you can't be friends with Canada, then you almost certainly do not have a friend anywhere in the world. And that is a very lonely place to be." #cdnpoli
π I booked a deep tissue sports massage for my boyfriend because he exercises a lot and is really fit but he has some knots and tensions and it was supposed to be only 50 minutes but he's been in there for 70 omg what are they doing to my beautiful boy πππ
I wonder what historically accurate hydras and cyclops look like
Was at a beach on an island in the Oslo fjord today Overheard a yank ask if the sand was real or if it was shipped in
I'M HAVING A NICE TIME WITH MY BOYFRIEND
β¨ππππππ π@nanami.codes Β· 3w agoI'M SEEING MY BOYFRIEND TODAY!!!
I refuse to give my dna to any of these companies What if I want to be a serial killer one day??
New York Attorney General Letitia James@newyorkstateag.bsky.social Β· 3w ago23andMe put millions of their customersβ sensitive and personal genetic data at risk by allowing a massive data breach. Now, we've secured $18 million from 23andMe and we're putting new security measures in place to protect customers' data.
Today's genx aislop, ironically complaining about AI I didn't know data centers in space was an option
David Hearn@daveyph.bsky.social Β· 3w ago
Major attacks reported on Russian oil infrastructure in Bashkortostan and Kuban. Source: russia_gde on Telegram. Fires blaze at major oil sites as 288 drones strike, showcasing a new era of vulnerability in Russia's energy defense. 1/6
I see Spain went to the same diving school as England
I'M SEEING MY BOYFRIEND THIS WEEK!!!!!!
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There was so much bullshit Two English players bonk each other but a Norwegian player who wasn't anywhere near them gets a yellow card English diving giving them a gazillion free kicks Camera cable People climbing on Haaland the whole game but he pushes them off ONCE and a goal is rescinded
